Never Have I Ever: 100+ Funny Questions to make you laugh 😂

April 17, 2025

Looking for a good laugh riot with your friends? Need the perfect way to lighten the mood and spark some wild conversations? Look no further! The 100% funny version of "Never Have I Ever" is here to save your party (or your chill afternoon). Forget the super serious or extra dirty questions for now – here, we're all about fun, embarrassing stories, and guaranteed giggles.

It's the perfect game to break the ice, get to know new people, or just rediscover your friends in a... let's say, more comical light. So get your funny bones ready and embrace your inner awkwardness, because we've put together a list of over 100 "Never Have I Ever" questions specially designed to make you laugh.

Quick rules refresher (just in case)

You probably know the drill: someone throws out a statement starting with "Never have I ever...". If, in your wild life, you have actually done the thing mentioned, you gotta fess up: either by taking a small sip of your drink or by putting down a finger (if you're playing the finger-counting way). Simple, basic, effective!

For the full rules, variations, and other types of questions (if you ever feel like exploring spicier territory), check out our super comprehensive main guide.

Alright, let the laughs begin: the mega list of funny questions!

Ready to uncover everyone's hidden (and not-so-hidden) cringe moments? We've grouped the questions by theme to make things easier. Let's go!

Everyday struggles (we've all been there)

Those little moments of awkwardness or fails that life generously throws our way...

1. Never have I ever tripped in the street and pretended like nothing happened.
2. Never have I ever tried to push a door that clearly said "Pull."
3. Never have I ever replied to someone talking on the phone, thinking they were talking to me.
4. Never have I ever pretended to get a joke so I wouldn't look dumb.
5. Never have I ever called a teacher "Mom" or "Dad."
6. Never have I ever waved at someone who didn't know me.
7. Never have I ever forgotten someone's name immediately after they introduced themselves.
8. Never have I ever stepped in something gross without realizing it right away.
9. Never have I ever talked to myself out loud on the street.
10. Never have I ever pretended to be on the phone to avoid talking to someone.
11. Never have I ever tried to catch a falling object and somehow launched it even further.
12. Never have I ever had a nervous giggle fit in a serious situation.
13. Never have I ever told a joke and nobody laughed.
14. Never have I ever looked for my glasses while they were on my head.
15. Never have I ever forgotten why I walked into a room.
16. Never have I ever spilled my drink on someone.
17. Never have I ever had an awkward elevator conversation.
18. Never have I ever missed my bus/train stop because I was glued to my phone.
19. Never have I ever panicked thinking I lost my keys/wallet when they were in my pocket.
20. Never have I ever struggled to open packaging for like, 10 minutes.
21. Never have I ever pushed the elevator button multiple times thinking it would make it come faster.
22. Never have I ever yelled at an automatic machine (vending machine, self-checkout...).
23. Never have I ever said "what?" multiple times before finally understanding.
24. Never have I ever started my car/scooter having forgotten something important.
25. Never have I ever stepped on a LEGO brick (the pain!).

When technology fails us (and we fail technology)

Our digital lives are full of... comedic potential.

26. Never have I ever looked for my phone while it was in my hand.
27. Never have I ever sent a text to the wrong person (classic!).
28. Never have I ever tried to discreetly take a photo and the flash went off.
29. Never have I ever used a ridiculous photo filter and accidentally sent it.
30. Never have I ever stalked my crush's profile for an hour straight.
31. Never have I ever accidentally liked a super old photo on Instagram.
32. Never have I ever Googled symptoms and convinced myself I was dying.
33. Never have I ever used the "I have no signal" excuse to avoid replying.
34. Never have I ever dropped my phone in the toilet (the nightmare!).
35. Never have I ever used Shazam for a really famous song.
36. Never have I ever gotten a targeted ad so specific it creeped me out.
37. Never have I ever refreshed a page 50 times to see if I got a message.
38. Never have I ever worn pajama bottoms during a video call (business on top, party on the bottom!).
39. Never have I ever yelled at my computer or game console.
40. Never have I ever Shazamed a song that was playing from my own playlist.
41. Never have I ever made a typo in an important message.
42. Never have I ever had an embarrassing ringtone go off in public.
43. Never have I ever refreshed my social media feed every 2 minutes out of boredom.
44. Never have I ever used Google Maps to go somewhere I already know how to get to.
45. Never have I ever spent an hour choosing what to watch on Netflix before giving up.

Foodie fails: between pleasure and minor disasters

Because eating is life, but it's also a source of great stories...

46. Never have I ever eaten something expired thinking "it's probably fine."
47. Never have I ever mixed up salt and sugar while cooking.
48. Never have I ever eaten straight out of the Nutella jar (or other spread).
49. Never have I ever eaten cereal for dinner.
50. Never have I ever put milk in the bowl before the cereal (the eternal debate!).
51. Never have I ever secretly watched a reality cooking show.
52. Never have I ever tried to cook something I saw on TikTok and had it end in disaster.
53. Never have I ever had food stuck in my teeth for hours.
54. Never have I ever eaten a hot dish cold out of sheer laziness.
55. Never have I ever taken a selfie and realized later I had something between my teeth.
56. Never have I ever judged the contents of someone else's fridge.
57. Never have I ever tried talking with my mouth full.
58. Never have I ever tried taking a picture of my food from every possible angle.
59. Never have I ever bought a food item just because the packaging was cute.
60. Never have I ever hidden food so I wouldn't have to share.

When your body or look betrays you

The joys of weird noises, questionable fashion choices, and bad hair days.

61. Never have I ever laughed so hard I made a weird noise.
62. Never have I ever sung completely off-key in public without realizing it.
63. Never have I ever worn mismatched socks because I couldn't find a pair.
64. Never have I ever had a haircut I deeply regret today.
65. Never have I ever worn my clothes inside out without noticing.
66. Never have I ever had a toothpaste smudge on my face all morning.
67. Never have I ever left the house wearing two different shoes.
68. Never have I ever gotten hiccups at the worst possible moment.
69. Never have I ever tried to wink and just blinked both eyes weirdly.
70. Never have I ever been scared of a tiny insect.
71. Never have I ever sneezed so hard I scared myself.
72. Never have I ever had a fruit sticker stuck on me without knowing.
73. Never have I ever had a weird allergic reaction (that was funny later).
74. Never have I ever tried a "bold" fashion look that turned out to be a total flop.
75. Never have I ever snored (or been told I don't snore...).

Laziness, weird habits & other joys of modern life

Our little quirks, our moments of procrastination, and those things we all kinda do...

76. Never have I ever had a full conversation with my pet.
77. Never have I ever danced like crazy alone in my room.
78. Never have I ever worn the same pair of pants several days in a row (let's be honest...).
79. Never have I ever pretended to know a song everyone was singing along to.
80. Never have I ever had a terrible song stuck in my head all day.
81. Never have I ever had a ridiculous nickname.
82. Never have I ever replied "you too" when a cashier told me "thank you."
83. Never have I ever taken a nap and woken up unsure of what day it was.
84. Never have I ever taken ages to understand an internet meme.
85. Never have I ever tried to pay with an expired card.
86. Never have I ever pretended to work when my boss walked by.
87. Never have I ever criticized a movie before seeing it.
88. Never have I ever tried to fold a fitted sheet correctly (mission impossible?).
89. Never have I ever bought something just because it was on sale.
90. Never have I ever made up a lame excuse to cancel plans.
91. Never have I ever read the end of a book before finishing it.
92. Never have I ever had an imaginary conversation in the shower.
93. Never have I ever burst out laughing alone thinking about an old memory.
94. Never have I ever said "I'll be there in 5 minutes" when I hadn't even left yet.
95. Never have I ever pretended to listen attentively to someone.
96. Never have I ever tried a stupid challenge I saw online.
97. Never have I ever answered a question with another question to buy time.
98. Never have I ever set an alarm and turned it off in my sleep.
99. Never have I ever clapped at the end of a movie in the theater.
100. Never have I ever retold a story exaggerating it a little (a lot).
101. Never have I ever lied about having seen a classic movie or read a famous book.
102. Never have I ever judged someone's music taste (even secretly).

Still want more fun?

Have you gone through all these questions and still craving more? Or maybe the mood has shifted, and you're ready for questions that are a bit more... personal?

So, ready to find out who among you has done the most unbelievable and hilarious things? Start a game, share your worst (and best) filter-free stories, and most importantly... have a blast! After all, you won't die of embarrassment, but you might die laughing. Have a great time!