Would You Rather: 100+ Funny Questions for a Laugh

April 25, 2025

Okay, let's be real. Sometimes you just want to ask completely stupid questions and see the look on your friends' faces when they have to choose between two ridiculous options. The "Would You Rather" game is basically made for this. Forget the super serious or heavy questions for now – right now, we're just here to mess around.

Need to break the ice? Reignite a dying conversation? Or just have a good time filled with laughs and absurd choices? Perfect. Funny "Would You Rather" questions are pretty much a sure bet.

You know the drill: two options, often ridiculous, sometimes a bit gross (let's not lie), and you have to choose. No escaping! That's what makes it fun.

So, ready to crack up? Here’s a massive selection of over 100 questions to get the party started. Hold on tight, some of these are wild!

The First Round of Really Dumb Questions

1. Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sneeze grated cheese?
2. Would you rather talk like Yoda forever or only communicate by singing opera?
3. Would you rather have an uncontrollable hyena laugh or a duck voice whenever you get angry?
4. Would you rather have to wear flippers on your feet constantly or mittens on your hands, even in summer?
5. Would you rather fight one horse-sized cat or a hundred cat-sized horses?
6. Would you rather get hiccups every time you say "hello" or burp loudly after every sentence?
7. Would you rather permanently smell like boiled cauliflower or have breath that smells like a garbage can? (Charming!)
8. Would you rather never eat fries again or never use emojis again?
9. Would you rather have a nose that whistles when you breathe heavily or eyebrows that move on their own when you talk?
10. Would you rather slip on a banana peel (cartoon style) once a week or have your shoelaces come undone every 5 minutes?
11. Would you rather understand what mosquitoes are saying (probably annoying) or talk to plants (but they don't talk back)?
12. Would you rather live in a house made of LEGOs (ouch, feet!) or a house made of Jell-O (wobbly!)?
13. Would you rather have a "pause" button for real life that only works once a year or a "rewind 10 seconds" button you can use anytime?
14. Would you rather only wear mismatched socks or always have a hole in one sock?
15. Would you rather have a faint wet dog smell after every shower or smell like burnt popcorn when you sweat?
16. Would you rather eat Nutella spread on toothpaste or drink a glass of orange juice right after brushing your teeth (the classic horror)?
17. Would you rather have a giant hamster as a roommate or a very loud pigeon living on your head?
18. Would you rather be able to fly but only backwards or be super fast but only by crawling?
19. Would you rather have to shout "Yippee!" every time you succeed at something or whisper "Oops..." every time you fail?
20. Would you rather have internet that cuts out every 15 minutes or a phone battery that only lasts 2 hours?
21. Would you rather have rubbery fingers or springy legs?
22. Would you rather sweat lemonade or cry olive oil?
23. Would you rather everything you touch temporarily turn to gold (Midas style, but it turns back after 1 hour) or everything you eat taste like broccoli?
24. Would you rather have to end all your sentences with "isn't that right?" or start all your questions with "Would it happen to be that..."?
25. Would you rather have hair that changes color based on your mood (say goodbye to subtlety) or skin that glows faintly in the dark?

Want Some More? Alright, Let's Keep It Weird!

Survived the first batch? You're tough! Let's ramp up the absurdity a bit, just to see.

26. Would you rather have a third nostril in the middle of your forehead or one single, enormous ear on top of your head?
27. Would you rather only be able to move by hopping on one foot or by doing cartwheels?
28. Would you rather spit glitter when you talk or leave a snail trail behind you?
29. Would you rather eat cold, soggy pizza or hot, mushy cereal?
30. Would you rather have your dog/cat judge your fashion choices out loud or have your houseplant comment on your love life?
31. Would you rather have incredibly long arms (like, down to your knees) or incredibly short legs?
32. Would you rather never be able to close doors (always open!) or never be able to open them (always stuck!)?
33. Would you rather wake up every morning with a different, uncontrollable hairstyle (afro, mullet, mohawk...) or wear the same t-shirt for a year?
34. Would you rather be able to talk to your future self (but they're super critical) or your past self (but they never listen)?
35. Would you rather have an irrational fear of rubber ducks or clouds shaped like sheep?
36. Would you rather every song you listen to turn into "Jingle Bells" after 30 seconds or only hear loud heavy metal whenever you put on headphones?
37. Would you rather have fluorescent acne or glittery dandruff?
38. Would you rather only be able to drink lukewarm sparkling water or only eat dry crackers with nothing on them?
39. Would you rather have your shadow do embarrassing things behind your back or have a reflection in the mirror that silently judges you?
40. Would you rather have to wear a ridiculous hat every day or shoes that squeak with every step?
41. Would you rather have a voice that changes pitch every 5 minutes (deep, high, robotic...) or only stutter when you say something important?
42. Would you rather get stuck to the ceiling once a month or automatically sink to the bottom of any swimming pool?
43. Would you rather be able to communicate with electronics but they're all sarcastic or with furniture but they're all depressed?
44. Would you rather have hair that grows incredibly fast (needing a cut every day) or have no hair at all (no eyebrows, no eyelashes)?
45. Would you rather only be able to eat with chopsticks (even soup) or only drink through a straw (even hot coffee)?
46. Would you rather trip and fall in front of your crush or accidentally send an embarrassing text to your parents? (The classic!)
47. Would you rather have a silent laugh (nobody knows when you're laughing) or a sneeze that sounds like a dinosaur roaring?
48. Would you rather have to dance the Macarena before entering any room or do 10 push-ups before sitting down?
49. Would you rather always have the taste of soap in your mouth or see everything in black and white?
50. Would you rather have your favorite video game character come to life but follow you everywhere or get sucked into your favorite video game but as a useless NPC?

Ready for the Home Stretch? Hold On!

Starting to make your brain hurt, huh? Choosing between the horrible and the ridiculous is quite an art form. Come on, you got this, just a few more!

51. Would you rather have permanently sweaty palms or feet that smell like popcorn?
52. Would you rather only be able to type in ALL CAPS or only in Comic Sans MS font?
53. Would you rather wake up in a different country every morning (with no idea how to get back) or wake up every morning having forgotten the previous day?
54. Would you rather have faint circus music follow you everywhere or recorded applause play every time you complete a task (even going to the bathroom)?
55. Would you rather have eyes that change color every hour or teeth that glow in the dark?
56. Would you rather have to wear sunglasses indoors, even at night, or a wool hat in the middle of summer?
57. Would you rather smell like burnt toast when you're stressed or hear a quiet voice narrating your actions like a nature documentary?
58. Would you rather eat a spider (cooked, we're not monsters) or drink a glass of sweat (filtered, at least)?
59. Would you rather have your nose grow like Pinocchio when you lie or blush violently from head to toe?
60. Would you rather have a talking belly button (that only says boring things) or knees that can see (but are nearsighted)?
61. Would you rather have to move only by moonwalking or by scuttling like a crab?
62. Would you rather own 1000 identical T-shirts or only one outfit that changes style daily based on the weather?
63. Would you rather blow your nose with sandpaper (just once!) or wash your hair with ketchup?
64. Would you rather have a small, discreet unicorn horn on your forehead or a flat beaver tail?
65. Would you rather only be able to eat foods starting with the letter "P" or only drink green-colored beverages?
66. Would you rather have the ability to turn into any object, but only for 5 minutes and randomly, or be able to talk to pigeons but they always ask you for food?
67. Would you rather have thumbs where your big toes are or big toes where your thumbs are?
68. Would you rather have to sing your order at a fast-food restaurant or bow to every person you pass?
69. Would you rather have Smurf-blue skin or Simpson-yellow skin?
70. Would you rather have farts that smell like strawberries but are super loud or silent farts that smell like rotten eggs times 1000?
71. Would you rather have chewing gum hair (sticky!) or a cotton candy beard (sugary but fragile)?
72. Would you rather get your hair cut by a 5-year-old armed with safety scissors or have your makeup done by a professional clown before every outing?
73. Would you rather only be able to listen to one song on repeat for the rest of your life or never be able to listen to music again?
74. Would you rather have an AI as your best friend (but it has no emotions) or a pet that constantly criticizes you?
75. Would you rather have to wear shoes one size too small or three sizes too big?
76. Would you rather have a laugh so contagious that everyone starts laughing with you (even in serious moments) or a yawn that makes people around you fall asleep?
77. Would you rather be allergic to screens (smartphones, TV, computers...) or allergic to chocolate? (The impossible choice!)
78. Would you rather have to explain the ending of a movie you haven't seen or summarize a book you haven't read?
79. Would you rather have fingernails that grow at the speed of light or nose hairs that reach your knees?
80. Would you rather turn into a chicken every full moon or a frog when it rains?
81. Would you rather have a car that can only go 15 mph or a bicycle that talks but complains all the time?
82. Would you rather eat garlic-flavored ice cream or toothpaste-flavored soup?
83. Would you rather have a photographic memory but only for useless things or constantly forget where you put your keys?
84. Would you rather have to wear a hard hat constantly or swimming goggles?
85. Would you rather have a small trumpet pop out of your ear when you're surprised or have confetti shoot out of your nose when you sneeze?
86. Would you rather communicate only through mime or only by writing on a magic slate?
87. Would you rather have webbed feet or hands shaped like crab claws?
88. Would you rather eat your favorite food every day for the rest of your life or never be able to eat it again?
89. Would you rather have a very strong Russian accent when speaking English or a very cliché French accent when speaking English? (Adapt if needed for target audience)
90. Would you rather have to brush your teeth with mustard or wash your face with soda?
91. Would you rather have the power to make people happy by tickling them (even if they hate it) or be able to calm any argument by singing a lullaby?
92. Would you rather have one giant tooth in the middle of your mouth or lots of tiny, sharp shark-like teeth?
93. Would you rather sweat butter or have tears made of vinegar?
94. Would you rather only be able to wear neon pink or only poop-brown?
95. Would you rather have an invisible pet or an imaginary friend visible to everyone except you?
96. Would you rather only be able to walk on all fours in public or have to wear adult diapers over your clothes?
97. Would you rather permanently have the voice of a Chipmunk or Darth Vader?
98. Would you rather eat a candle (unlit!) or drink flower water?
99. Would you rather have giant bunny ears or a kangaroo tail?
100. Would you rather have your phone ringtone be a loud truck horn or vibrate so hard it shakes the table?
101. Would you rather have to tell a terrible joke to every new person you meet or give them a very weird compliment?

Why do we love these stupid questions so much?

Honestly, it's simple:

• It's relaxing: No need to think for hours, it's spontaneous and lighthearted.
• It's creative: It forces us to imagine completely crazy situations.
• It's revealing (a little): Believe it or not, even the most absurd choices can say a lot about someone (or just show they have a sense of humor as warped as yours!).
• It gets people talking: It's the perfect starting point for discussions, unbelievable justifications, and most importantly, big belly laughs.

Feel like exploring other styles of "Would You Rather"?

There you go, plenty of ammo for your next hangout or just to kill time with your friends! These funny Would You Rather questions are really the foundation for having fun without taking yourselves too seriously.

But "Would You Rather" doesn't stop there! If you dug this format and want to discover other types of questions – like slightly hotter ones to spice things up, special couple editions to test your partnership, versions tailored for teens or kids, or even more juicy questions that make you think – we've got what you need.

We've put together the ultimate guide to "Would You Rather" questions with hundreds of questions for all occasions and audiences, plus rules and tips for a successful game.

So, ready to fire off the next question and discover your friends' craziest choices? Have fun!