Put a Finger Down: 100+ Funny Questions


Alright, ready to crack up with your friends? The "Put a Finger Down" game is pretty much a staple for any good hangout. Simple, effective, and it lets you uncover everyone's worst (or best?) embarrassing moments. You know the drill: fingers up (usually ten, but you do you), someone reads a sentence starting with "Put a finger down if...", and if it applies to you, you put a finger down. Easy, right?
Here, we're focusing on THE ultimate category for kicking off a party: funny questions. The ones that make everyone laugh, spark those "Oh yeah, totally me too!" moments, and bring back slightly shameful but hilarious memories. Perfect for lightening the mood if you don't all know each other super well, or just for having a good time with friends without taking yourselves too seriously.
Okay, enough talk, let's play! Here's a hefty dose of questions to get the (friendly!) hostilities started.
The Mega List: Over 100 Funny "Put a Finger Down" Questions
- Put a finger down if you've ever tripped in the street and looked behind you to see if anyone saw.
- Put a finger down if you've ever pretended to be on the phone to avoid someone.
- Put a finger down if you've ever had a full conversation with yourself out loud.
- Put a finger down if you've ever looked for your phone while it was in your hand. (A classic!)
- Put a finger down if you've ever responded "Thanks, you too" when someone wished you happy birthday.
- Put a finger down if you've ever laughed out loud by yourself thinking about something stupid.
- Put a finger down if you've ever dropped your phone on your face while lying down.
- Put a finger down if you've ever eaten cold food because you were too lazy to heat it up.
- Put a finger down if you've ever mixed up sugar and salt. Ouch.
- Put a finger down if you've ever fought with an automatic door that wouldn't open.
- Put a finger down if you've ever worn mismatched socks on purpose (or not).
- Put a finger down if you've ever stalked someone's profile and accidentally liked a super old photo. Panic!
- Put a finger down if you've ever blasted music thinking you were alone and your parents/roommates were actually there.
- Put a finger down if you've ever tried to wink and it looked more like a facial twitch.
- Put a finger down if you've ever forgotten why you walked into a room.
- Put a finger down if you've ever gotten scared by your own reflection in a window at night.
- Put a finger down if you've spent 5 minutes trying to wipe something off your screen... that was actually on the screen in the video.
- Put a finger down if you've pretended to know the words to a song everyone was singing.
- Put a finger down if you've struggled forever to open some packaging.
- Put a finger down if you've said "on my way" when you were still in your pajamas.
- Put a finger down if you've ever tried to tell a joke and forgot the punchline.
- Put a finger down if you've made up a ridiculous dance when no one was looking.
- Put a finger down if you've bumped into the same object multiple times in a row.
- Put a finger down if you've jumped when the toaster popped.
- Put a finger down if you've struggled to put on a duvet cover. (A universal battle).
- Put a finger down if you've answered a question no one actually asked you.
- Put a finger down if you've waved at someone who absolutely did not know you.
- Put a finger down if you've yelled at an inanimate object (computer, printer...).
- Put a finger down if you've put in earbuds with no music playing just so people would leave you alone.
- Put a finger down if you've struggled to pronounce a simple word.
- Put a finger down if you've had a laughing fit at a totally inappropriate time.
- Put a finger down if you've pretended to cough to cover up a suspicious stomach noise.
- Put a finger down if you've set an alarm... and then turned it off in your sleep.
- Put a finger down if you've ever clapped at the end of a movie in the theater.
- Put a finger down if you've spent 15 minutes trying to take a "candid" photo.
- Put a finger down if you've panicked thinking you lost your keys when they were in your pocket.
- Put a finger down if you've said "what?" even though you heard perfectly, just to buy time.
- Put a finger down if you've pushed a door that clearly said "Pull".
- Put a finger down if you've had an imaginary conversation in the shower.
- Put a finger down if you've ever tasted your pet's food. (Be honest!)
- Put a finger down if you've re-watched an Instagram story just to see who viewed it.
- Put a finger down if you've missed an important call because your phone was on silent.
- Put a finger down if you've ever put your shoes on the wrong feet.
- Put a finger down if you've tried to hold in a sneeze and made a weird noise instead.
- Put a finger down if you've refreshed a webpage 15 times when it wouldn't load.
- Put a finger down if you've Googled how to spell a simple word.
- Put a finger down if you've stepped on a Lego barefoot. (Ultimate pain).
- Put a finger down if you've pretended to laugh at a joke you didn't get.
- Put a finger down if you've struggled to fold a map (for the old folks!) or a fitted sheet.
- Put a finger down if you've judged someone based on their Spotify playlist.
- Put a finger down if you've forgotten someone's name right after they introduced themselves.
- Put a finger down if you've made a ridiculous photo or video edit.
- Put a finger down if you've danced in front of your mirror.
- Put a finger down if you've used baby talk on an animal that wasn't yours.
- Put a finger down if you've struggled to open a jar and had to ask for help.
- Put a finger down if you've ever narrated your own life out loud ("And now, he/she picks up the keys...").
- Put a finger down if you've made a super weird internet search and prayed no one would see your history.
- Put a finger down if you've spent more time choosing a movie/show than actually watching it.
- Put a finger down if you've had an embarrassing ringtone go off in public.
- Put a finger down if you've tried to swat a mosquito and ended up clapping for yourself.
- Put a finger down if you've made a weird face in a group photo.
- Put a finger down if you've yelled "Yes!" at your screen while watching sports or playing a video game.
- Put a finger down if you've used a Snapchat/Instagram filter on your pet.
- Put a finger down if you've lied about having seen a classic movie or read a famous book.
- Put a finger down if you've worn a t-shirt inside out or backwards without realizing.
- Put a finger down if you've tried to speak a foreign language based only on what you've heard in movies.
- Put a finger down if you've gotten a targeted ad so specific it creeped you out.
- Put a finger down if you've spilled food on your clothes right before going out.
- Put a finger down if you've pretended to check the time to secretly look at a message.
- Put a finger down if you've practiced saying something in your head before saying it out loud so you wouldn't stumble.
- Put a finger down if you have a nervous habit (playing with hair, tapping foot...).
- Put a finger down if you've spent 10 minutes trying to take the perfect selfie.
- Put a finger down if you've forgotten to add water when starting to cook pasta (just at first!).
- Put a finger down if you've had a very serious conversation with your pet.
- Put a finger down if you've panicked thinking you lost your wallet/phone before finding it.
- Put a finger down if you've had a haircut you bitterly regret.
- Put a finger down if you've tried to follow a cooking tutorial and the result looked nothing like the picture.
- Put a finger down if you've taken a nap and woken up completely disoriented, not knowing what day it was.
- Put a finger down if you've eaten cold leftovers straight from the fridge.
- Put a finger down if you've had an annoying ad jingle stuck in your head for hours.
- Put a finger down if you've said "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" when you hadn't even started getting ready.
- Put a finger down if you've tried to justify a useless purchase with really weird logic.
- Put a finger down if you've had a sticker stuck on you all day without knowing it.
- Put a finger down if you've pretended to be working hard when your boss/teacher walked by.
- Put a finger down if you've zoomed way in on someone's profile picture.
- Put a finger down if you've struggled to remember your own phone number.
- Put a finger down if you've nodded along, pretending to understand a complicated explanation.
- Put a finger down if you've tried to hold in laughter and made a weird snorting noise.
- Put a finger down if you've worn the same sweatpants several days in a row while working/studying from home.
- Put a finger down if you've laughed out loud reading something on your phone in public.
- Put a finger down if you've made faces at a baby on public transport.
- Put a finger down if you only got a joke and started laughing 5 minutes after everyone else.
- Put a finger down if you've struggled to assemble IKEA furniture.
- Put a finger down if you've frantically pushed the elevator button thinking it would make it come faster.
- Put a finger down if you've just made up lyrics to a song when you didn't know the words.
- Put a finger down if you've had a conversation using only memes.
- Put a finger down if you've had an embarrassing notification pop up while showing someone your phone screen.
- Put a finger down if you've cursed at autocorrect for changing your words.
- Put a finger down if you've refreshed your email/social media feed every 2 minutes for no reason.
- Put a finger down if you've pretended to look for something in your bag to avoid eye contact.
- Put a finger down if you've ever yelled at your game console.
- Put a finger down if you think at least half of these things have happened to you!
One Last Thing Before You Play...
The whole point of these funny questions is just to have fun and share some lighthearted moments. Don't hesitate to tell the little story behind why you put a finger down (if you want to, of course!). That's often where the best laughs are hidden. And remember: no judgment, just giggles! If a question makes someone uncomfortable, even if it's meant to be funny, just skip to the next one. The important thing is that everyone has a good time.
There you go, you now have an almost endless supply of funny "Put a Finger Down" questions to spice up your hangouts. It's the kind of thing that always works to create a great vibe.
And if you ever want to mix things up and explore other types of questions – maybe some spicier ones, questions specifically for couples, tailored for teens, or even some juicy questions to uncover secrets – we've got you covered! Check out our complete "Put a Finger Down" guide, which gathers all the categories and even more ideas for unforgettable games.
Now, get started and have fun! May the funniest (or clumsiest!) player win!