Would You Rather: Hasne ke liye 100+ Funny Questions

30 नवंबर 2025

Ok, sach bolte hain. Kabhi-kabhi bas man karta hai bilkul stupid sawaal poochne ka taaki doston ki shakalein dekh sakein jab unhe do ajeeb cheezon mein se chunna pade. "Would You Rather" game iske liye bilkul perfect hai. Abhi ke liye serious ya dimaag kharab karne wale sawaal bhool jao, yahan hum bas masti karne aaye hain.

Ice-break karna hai? Boring conversation mein jaan daalni hai? Ya bas paagalon ki tarah hasna hai aur ajeeb choices sunni hain? Perfect. Funny "Would You Rather" questions hamesha kaam karte hain.

Fanda tum jaante hi ho: do options, aksar ridiculous, kabhi thode ghinone (jhoot nahi bolenge), aur choose karna zaroori hai. Bhaagne ka koi raasta nahi! Yahi toh game ka asli maza hai.

Toh, hasne ke liye taiyaar? Yahan 100 se zyada questions ka XXL collection hai jo mahaul bana dega. Kursi ki peti baandh lo, level high hone wala hai!

Shuruwat karte hain kuch bilkul stupid sawaalon se

1. Tum kya chunoge: Sar par baalon ki jagah spaghetti ho ya jab bhi cheenko toh grated cheese nikle?
2. Tum kya chunoge: Hamesha Yoda ki tarah baat karna ya sirf Opera gaate hue communicate karna?
3. Tum kya chunoge: Ek hyena (lakadbaggha) jaisi uncontrollable hasi hona ya gusse mein batakh (duck) jaisi awaaz nikalna?
4. Tum kya chunoge: Hamesha pairon mein flippers pehenna ya haathon mein mittens (sardiyon wale gloves), garmi mein bhi?
5. Tum kya chunoge: Ek ghode (horse) ke size ki billi se ladna ya billi ke size ke 100 ghodon se?
6. Tum kya chunoge: Jab bhi "Hello" bolo toh hichki (hiccup) aaye ya har sentence ke baad zor se dakaar (burp) maaro?
7. Tum kya chunoge: Hamesha ubli hui gobhi (cabbage) jaisi smell aana ya kachre ke dabbe jaisi saans ki badboo hona? (Wah!)
8. Tum kya chunoge: Phir kabhi french fries na khana ya phir kabhi emojis use na karna?
9. Tum kya chunoge: Saans lene par naak se city (whistle) bajna ya bolte waqt eyebrows apne aap dance karein?
10. Tum kya chunoge: Hafte mein ek baar kele ke chilke par phisalna (cartoon style) ya har 5 minute mein jooton ke lace khul jana?
11. Tum kya chunoge: Machhar kya bol rahe hain ye samajh pana (shayad irritating hoga) ya paudhon (plants) se baat karna (par wo jawaab nahi denge)?
12. Tum kya chunoge: LEGO se bane ghar mein rehna (pairon mein dard!) ya Jell-O se bane ghar mein (sab hilta rahega!)?
13. Tum kya chunoge: Real life ke liye "Pause" button hona jo saal mein ek baar chale, ya "Rewind" button jo 10 second peeche le jaye par unlimited baar chale?
14. Tum kya chunoge: Sirf alag-alag design ki socks pehenna (mismatched) ya hamesha phati hui sock pehenna?
15. Tum kya chunoge: Nahane ke baad bhi geele kutte jaisi smell aana ya pasina aane par jale hue popcorn jaisi smell aana?
16. Tum kya chunoge: Nutella toast par toothpaste laga kar khana ya brush karne ke turant baad orange juice peena (classic horror)?
17. Tum kya chunoge: Roommate ke roop mein ek giant hamster hona ya ek kabootar jo hamesha tumhare sar par baitha rahe aur shor kare?
18. Tum kya chunoge: Udd pana (fly) par sirf peeche ki taraf (backwards) ya super fast hona par sirf rengte hue (crawling)?
19. Tum kya chunoge: Jab bhi kuch safal ho toh zor se "Hurrah!" chillana ya jab bhi fail ho toh dheere se "Oops..." bolna?
20. Tum kya chunoge: Internet connection jo har 15 minute mein band ho jaye ya phone ki battery jo sirf 2 ghante chale?
21. Tum kya chunoge: Haathon ki ungliyan rubber ki hona ya pair spring ke hona?
22. Tum kya chunoge: Pasine mein lemonade nikalna ya rone par aankhon se olive oil nikalna?
23. Tum kya chunoge: Jise bhi chhoo lo wo thodi der ke liye sona (gold) ban jaye (Midas style) ya jo bhi khao uska taste broccoli jaisa ho?
24. Tum kya chunoge: Har sentence ke end mein "Hai na?" bolna zaroori ho ya har sawaal "Kya shayad..." se shuru karna pade?
25. Tum kya chunoge: Aise baal jo mood ke hisaab se rang badlein (koi raaz nahi chupega) ya andhere mein chamakne wali skin?

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26. Tum kya chunoge: Maathe ke beech mein teesri naak ka ched hona ya sar ke upar sirf ek bada sa kaan hona?
27. Tum kya chunoge: Sirf ek pair par kood kar chal pana ya sirf cartwheel (kala baazi) karte hue chalna?
28. Tum kya chunoge: Bolte waqt muh se glitter nikalna ya jahan chalo wahan snail jaisa chipchipa nishaan chhodna?
29. Tum kya chunoge: Thandi aur gili pizza khana ya garam aur naram cereal khana?
30. Tum kya chunoge: Tumhara kutta/billi tumhare kapdon ko judge kare (bol kar!) ya tumhara plant tumhari love life par comment kare?
31. Tum kya chunoge: Haath itne lambe hona ki ghutno tak pahunche ya pair bahut chhote hona?
32. Tum kya chunoge: Phir kabhi darwaze band na kar pana (hamesha khule!) ya phir kabhi khol na pana (hamesha band!)?
33. Tum kya chunoge: Har subah ek nayi aur ajeeb hairstyle ke saath uthna (afro, mullet...) ya ek saal tak same T-shirt pehenna?
34. Tum kya chunoge: Apne future self se baat karna (par wo bahut criticize karega) ya past self se baat karna (par wo kabhi sunega nahi)?
35. Tum kya chunoge: Plastic ducks se darr lagna ya badalon (clouds) se darr lagna?
36. Tum kya chunoge: Jo bhi gana suno wo 30 second baad "Jingle Bells" ban jaye ya earphones lagate hi sirf heavy metal music baje?
37. Tum kya chunoge: Fluorescent (chamakne wale) pimples hona ya glittery dandruff hona?
38. Tum kya chunoge: Sirf garam soda pee pana ya sirf sukha toast khana (bina makkhan/jam)?
39. Tum kya chunoge: Tumhari parchhai (shadow) tumhari jagah embarrassing cheezein kare ya aine (mirror) mein tumhara reflection tumhe chupchap judge kare?
40. Tum kya chunoge: Roz ek ajeeb sa hat pehenna padna ya aise joote jo har kadam par chu-chu ki awaaz karein?
41. Tum kya chunoge: Awaaz har 5 minute mein badalna (kabhi bhaari, kabhi patli, kabhi robot...) ya jab bhi kuch important bolna ho tab haklaana (stutter)?
42. Tum kya chunoge: Mahine mein ek baar chhat (ceiling) se chipak jana ya swimming pool mein hamesha doob jana (float na kar pana)?
43. Tum kya chunoge: Electronic gadgets se baat kar pana par wo sab sarcastic hon, ya furniture se baat kar pana par wo sab depressed hon?
44. Tum kya chunoge: Baal itni tezi se badhna ki roz haircut karwana pade ya sar par baal hi na hona (na eyebrows, na eyelashes)?
45. Tum kya chunoge: Sirf chopsticks se khana (soup bhi!) ya sirf straw se peena (garam coffee bhi!)?
46. Tum kya chunoge: Apne crush ke samne phisal kar gir jana ya galti se apne parents ko embarrassing message bhej dena? (Classic!)
47. Tum kya chunoge: Bina awaaz wali hasi hona (kisi ko pata nahi chalega tum has rahe ho) ya dinosaur ki cheekh jaisa cheenkna?
48. Tum kya chunoge: Kisi bhi kamre mein ghusne se pehle 'Macarena' dance karna zaroori ho ya baithne se pehle 10 pushups karna?
49. Tum kya chunoge: Muh mein hamesha sabun ka taste rehna ya sab kuch black & white dikhna?
50. Tum kya chunoge: Tumhara favourite video game character real ho jaye par hamesha chipka rahe, ya tum game ke andar chale jao par ek useless character ban kar?

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51. Tum kya chunoge: Haath hamesha pasine se geele rehna ya pairon se popcorn ki smell aana?
52. Tum kya chunoge: Sirf CAPITAL LETTERS mein likh pana ya sirf Comic Sans font mein?
53. Tum kya chunoge: Har subah alag desh mein uthna (bina jane wapas kaise aana hai) ya har subah pichle din ki yaadein bhool jana?
54. Tum kya chunoge: Ek circus music hamesha tumhare peeche bajta rahe ya jab bhi koi kaam khatam karo (toilet jana bhi) toh nakli taaliyan (applause) bajein?
55. Tum kya chunoge: Aankhon ka rang har ghante badalna ya daant andhere mein chamakna?
56. Tum kya chunoge: Ghar ke andar bhi sunglasses pehenna (raat mein bhi) ya garmi mein oon (wool) ki topi pehenna?
57. Tum kya chunoge: Jab stress ho toh jale hue toast ki smell aana ya ek choti awaaz sunayi dena jo tumhare har action par commentary kare (jaise Discovery channel)?
58. Tum kya chunoge: Ek makdi (spider) khana (paki hui, hum janwar nahi hain) ya ek glass pasina peena (filter kiya hua, chalo)?
59. Tum kya chunoge: Jhoot bolne par Pinocchio jaisi naak lambi hona ya sharam se sar se pair tak laal ho jana?
60. Tum kya chunoge: Naabhi (navel) baat kar sake (par sirf boring baatein) ya ghutne (knees) dekh sakein (par wo chashmish hon)?
61. Tum kya chunoge: Sirf Moonwalk karke chal pana ya kekde (crab) ki tarah chalna?
62. Tum kya chunoge: 1000 same T-shirts ka collection hona ya sirf ek outfit hona jo mausam ke hisaab se style badle?
63. Tum kya chunoge: Regmar (sandpaper) se naak pochna (ek baar!) ya ketchup se baal dhona?
64. Tum kya chunoge: Maathe par ek chhota sa unicorn horn hona ya beaver jaisi flat pooch (tail) hona?
65. Tum kya chunoge: Sirf wo cheezein kha pana jo "P" se shuru hoti hain ya sirf hare rang ki drinks pee pana?
66. Tum kya chunoge: Kisi bhi cheez mein badal pane ki shakti, par sirf 5 minute ke liye aur random time par, ya kabootaron se baat kar pana par wo hamesha khana maangein?
67. Tum kya chunoge: Pair ke angoothe ki jagah haath ke angoothe hona ya iska ulta?
68. Tum kya chunoge: Fast-food order karte waqt gaana gaa kar order dena ya har milne wale insaan ke samne jhuk kar salaam karna?
69. Tum kya chunoge: Smurf jaisi neeli skin hona ya Simpsons jaisi peeli skin?
70. Tum kya chunoge: Paad (farts) ki smell strawberry jaisi ho par awaaz bahut tez ho, ya awaaz na ho par smell sade hue ande jaisi ho?
71. Tum kya chunoge: Chewing-gum jaise chipchipe baal hona ya cotton candy (budiya ke baal) jaisi dadhi hona (meethi par nazuk)?
72. Tum kya chunoge: 5 saal ka bachcha (jise scissors pakadna aata ho) tumhare baal kaate ya har outing se pehle clown makeup karwana pade?
73. Tum kya chunoge: Zindagi bhar sirf ek hi gaana loop par sun pana ya phir kabhi music na sun pana?
74. Tum kya chunoge: Ek AI (robot) best friend hona (jisme emotions nahi hain) ya ek pet animal jo hamesha tumhe criticize kare?
75. Tum kya chunoge: Ek size chhote joote pehenna ya teen size bade joote pehenna?
76. Tum kya chunoge: Aisi hasi jo sabko hasa de (serious moments mein bhi) ya aisi ubaasi (yawn) jo aas-paas ke logon ko sula de?
77. Tum kya chunoge: Screens se allergy hona (phone, TV, laptop...) ya chocolate se allergy hona? (Impossible choice!)
78. Tum kya chunoge: Kisi aisi movie ka end samjhana jo tumne dekhi nahi ya aisi kitaab ki summary dena jo padhi nahi?
79. Tum kya chunoge: Nakhun light ki speed se badhna ya naak ke baal ghutno tak lambe hona?
80. Tum kya chunoge: Purnima (full moon) par murgi ban jana ya baarish hone par mendhak ban jana?
81. Tum kya chunoge: Aisi car jo sirf 20 km/h par chale ya aisi cycle jo baat kare par hamesha shikayat karti rahe?
82. Tum kya chunoge: Lahsun (garlic) flavour ki ice cream khana ya toothpaste flavour ka soup?
83. Tum kya chunoge: Photographic memory hona par sirf bekaar cheezon ke liye, ya hamesha bhool jana ki chabhi kahan rakhi hai?
84. Tum kya chunoge: Hamesha construction helmet pehenna ya swimming goggles pehenna?
85. Tum kya chunoge: Surprise hone par kaan se choti trumpet nikalna ya cheenkne par naak se confetti nikalna?
86. Tum kya chunoge: Sirf isharon (mime) se baat karna ya sirf slate par likh kar baat karna?
87. Tum kya chunoge: Batakh jaise webbed feet hona ya kekde jaise claws wale haath?
88. Tum kya chunoge: Zindagi bhar roz apna favourite khana khana ya use phir kabhi na kha pana?
89. Tum kya chunoge: Hindi bolte waqt heavy Russian accent hona ya English bolte waqt heavy nakli British accent hona?
90. Tum kya chunoge: Sarson (mustard) se brush karna ya soda se muh dhona?
91. Tum kya chunoge: Gudgudi karke logon ko khush karne ki shakti (chahe unhe pasand na ho) ya lori gaa kar kisi bhi jhagde ko shant karne ki shakti?
92. Tum kya chunoge: Muh ke beech mein sirf ek bada daant hona ya shark ki tarah dher saare nukile chhote daant?
93. Tum kya chunoge: Makkhan (butter) ka pasina nikalna ya sirke (vinegar) ke aansu rona?
94. Tum kya chunoge: Sirf neon pink kapde pehen pana ya sirf gobar jaise brown rang ke?
95. Tum kya chunoge: Ek invisible pet hona ya ek imaginary friend jo sabko dikhe sivaye tumhare?
96. Tum kya chunoge: Public mein sirf charon haath-pair par chalna (crawl) ya kapdon ke upar adult diaper pehenna?
97. Tum kya chunoge: Chipmunk jaisi awaaz hona ya hamesha Darth Vader jaisi awaaz hona?
98. Tum kya chunoge: Mombatti (candle) khana (bina jalaye!) ya phoolon ka paani peena?
99. Tum kya chunoge: Khargosh (rabbit) jaise bade kaan hona ya kangaroo jaisi pooch?
100. Tum kya chunoge: Phone ki ringtone truck ke horn jaisi ho ya vibrate itna tez ho ki table hil jaye?
101. Tum kya chunoge: Har naye insaan ko ek bakwaas joke sunana ya ek bahut ajeeb compliment dena?

Humein ye stupid sawaal itne pasand kyun hain?

Sach mein, simple hai:

• Relaxing hai: Ghanton sochne ki zaroorat nahi, bas spontaneous aur halka-phulka maza.
• Creative hai: Ye humein majboor karta hai bilkul paagal situations imagine karne par.
• Révélation (Raaz khulta hai): Maano ya na maano, sabse ajeeb choices bhi kisi ke baare mein bahut kuch bata sakti hain (ya bas ye dikhati hain ki uska humour tumhare jitna hi teda hai!).
• Baatein shuru hoti hain: Ye discussions, ajeeb justifications aur sabse zaroori—hasi ke thahakon ke liye perfect starting point hai.

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