Woh 10 hai but : 114 Funny aur Absurd Questions

Written by Adrien Blanc

Tumhe woh moment pata hai na party mein jab sab chup ho jate hain aur vibe dheere-dheere marne lagti hai? Yeh wahi time hai jab tumhe "Woh 10 hai but" game nikalna chahiye. Lekin ruko, serious version nahi jahan puchte hain kisko bacche chahiye. Nahi, hum baat kar rahe hain completely absurd version ki, jo tumhe sabse ajeeb situations imagine karne pe majboor kar de.

Honestly, yeh dekhne ka isse better tareeka nahi hai ki kiska humour tumhare jaisa twisted hai. Ajeeb aadaton se lekar useless talents tak, humne 118 questions compile kiye hain tumhara (aur tumhare doston ka) second degree humour test karne ke liye.

Absurd ka Festival

Yahan logic dhoondne ki zaroorat nahi hai. Hum poori tarah "kuch bhi" wale zone mein hain, aur sach kahoon toh, yehi humein sabse zyada pasand hai. Taiyaar ho jao, kyunki kuch mental images dimaag se nikalna mushkil hoga.

1. Woh 10 hai but woh cereals paani ke saath khata/khati hai
2. Woh 8 hai but woh dono aankhon se ek saath wink karne ki koshish karta/karti hai
3. Woh 10 hai but use garden gnomes se dehshat hoti hai
4. Woh 4 hai but woh kharaab printer ki awaaz perfect nikal leta/leti hai
5. Woh 9 hai but woh McDo jane ke liye judge wali wig pehenta/pehenti hai
6. Woh 10 hai but use lagta hai clouds giant candy floss (buddhi ke baal) hain
7. Woh 3 hai but uske paas pet penguin hai (legally, pata nahi kaise)
8. Woh 10 hai but supermarket mein woh hamesha trolley mein so jata/jati hai
9. Woh 7 hai but woh kachhe ande juggle kar sakta/sakti hai bina tode
10. Woh 10 hai but woh apne vacuum cleaner ko "Shanti" bulata/bulati hai
11. Woh 5 hai but uski हंसी kisi bimaar seal jaisi hai
12. Woh 10 hai but bread lene jane ke liye woh swimming flippers pehenta/pehenti hai
13. Woh 8 hai but use lagta hai Suraj (Sun) raat ko aaram karne ke liye bujh jata hai
14. Woh 10 hai but woh garden mein cheentiyon (ants) se baat karne ki koshish karta/karti hai
15. Woh 2 hai but uske living room mein permanent bouncy castle hai
16. Woh 10 hai but bus pakadne ke liye bhaagte waqt woh "vroom vroom" karta/karti hai
17. Woh 9 hai but woh sirf wohi cheezein khata/khati hai jo 'P' se shuru hoti hain
18. Woh 10 hai but dhyan na hone pe woh toast pe deodorant laga deta/deti hai
19. Woh 6 hai but woh Shrek ki poori script muh-zubaani suna sakta/sakti hai
20. Woh 10 hai but uske paas apna giant poster hai jisme woh baby bana hua/hui hai
21. Woh 4 hai but usne pizza teleport karne wali machine invent ki hai
22. Woh 10 hai but public pool jane ke liye woh space suit pehenta/pehenti hai
23. Woh 7 hai but woh hamesha spring jaisi awaaz nikal kar chalta/chalti hai
24. Woh 10 hai but use lagta hai machhliyan tairna band karein toh doob jayengi
25. Woh 8 hai but uske paas corks ka collection hai jo stars jaise dikhte hain
26. Woh 10 hai but microwave "beep" karne pe woh taali bajata/bajati hai
27. Woh 5 hai but woh plants se baat kar sakta/sakti hai (aur woh jawaab bhi dete hain)
28. Woh 10 hai but "perspective change" ke liye woh pant ulti pehenta/pehenti hai
29. Woh 9 hai but use soup spoons se darr lagta hai
30. Woh 10 hai but sadak pe woh pedon (trees) ko high-five karta/karti hai
31. Woh 3 hai but uske paas Disney World ka lifetime unlimited pass hai
32. Woh 10 hai but woh toaster mein phone charge karne ki koshish karta/karti hai
33. Woh 6 hai but woh apne kaano se bubbles bana sakta/sakti hai
34. Woh 10 hai but use lagta hai ped (trees) humein spy kar rahe hain
35. Woh 8 hai but woh har roz alag Power Ranger ke kapde pehenta/pehenti hai
36. Woh 10 hai but woh ice-cream thandi karne ke liye uspe phoonk maarta/maarti hai
37. Woh 4 hai but uske bedroom se garden tak ek slide jati hai
38. Woh 10 hai but woh sabko "Raju" bulata/bulati hai, gender kuch bhi ho
39. Woh 7 hai but stress hone pe woh Macarena dance karne lagta/lagti hai
40. Woh 10 hai but use kaanta (fork) use karna nahi aata bina gaal pe chubhaye

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Talents jo (sach mein) bekaar hain

Pata hai kya? Hum sabke paas ek aisa talent hota hai jo real life mein kisi kaam ka nahi. Lekin is game mein, yahi cheez kisi ko ek second mein 2 se 10 bana deti hai. Ya phir ulta.

41. Woh 10 hai but woh burp karte hue poori Star Wars suna sakta/sakti hai
42. Woh 5 hai but woh chopsticks se makkhi pakad sakta/sakti hai
43. Woh 10 hai but woh techno music pe apni naak hila sakta/sakti hai
44. Woh 8 hai but woh sirf smell se dahi ka brand bata sakta/sakti hai
45. Woh 10 hai but woh overheat hote hue fax machine ki perfect awaaz nikalta/nikalti hai
46. Woh 3 hai but woh apne pairon ki ungliyon se cherry stems mein ganth baandh sakta/sakti hai
47. Woh 10 hai but woh sheershasan (handstand) karte hue ulti ABCD suna sakta/sakti hai
48. Woh 7 hai but use poora law code yaad hai (par apna ATM pin nahi)
49. Woh 10 hai but woh haathon se ultra-realistic dinosaur shadow puppets bana sakta/sakti hai
50. Woh 6 hai but woh sheher mein bhi kisi bhi chidiya ko uski awaaz se pehchan leta/leti hai
51. Woh 10 hai but woh naak se flute bacha sakta/sakti hai
52. Woh 4 hai but woh paper ko 8 baar fold kar sakta/sakti hai (jo physically impossible hai)
53. Woh 10 hai but use saare imaginary countries ki capital pata hai
54. Woh 9 hai but woh lakdi ke jooton mein tap dance kar sakta/sakti hai
55. Woh 10 hai but jali hui toast ke baare mein soch kar woh rote hue acting kar sakta/sakti hai
56. Woh 5 hai but woh ek haath pe 10 minute tak balance kar sakta/sakti hai
57. Woh 10 hai but use market ke saare sodas ke ingredients pata hain
58. Woh 8 hai but woh kisi bhi accent ki mimicry kar sakta/sakti hai, par sirf muh bhara hone par
59. Woh 10 hai but woh 2 second mein bill receipt se origami bana sakta/sakti hai
60. Woh 2 hai but use pata hai galaxy ki best fries kahan milti hain
61. Woh 10 hai but woh 50 languages mein "I love you" bol sakta/sakti hai, par sirf kutton ko
62. Woh 7 hai but woh ghode (horse) ki tarah khade hokar so sakta/sakti hai
63. Woh 10 hai but use Jean-Claude Van Damme ki saari movies ke dialogues yaad hain
64. Woh 6 hai but woh train ki whistle ki bohot convincing awaaz nikalta/nikalti hai
65. Woh 10 hai but woh hamsters ka dimaag padh sakta/sakti hai
66. Woh 4 hai but restaurant menus ke liye uski memory photographic hai
67. Woh 10 hai but woh giant chewing gum bubbles banata/banati hai jo hamesha muh pe phat jate hain
68. Woh 9 hai but woh haathon pe chal kar tumhare bhaagne se tez ja sakta/sakti hai
69. Woh 10 hai but woh command pe apne armpits se fart noises nikal sakta/sakti hai
70. Woh 5 hai but woh bina ghadi dekhe exact time bata sakta/sakti hai
71. Woh 10 hai but funeral ke beech mein woh seagull ki awaaz nikalta/nikalti hai
72. Woh 8 hai but woh apne chehre pe ek saath 12 chammach (spoons) balance kar sakta/sakti hai
73. Woh 10 hai but use pata hai supermarket trolley ko bina coin ke kaise unlock karein
74. Woh 3 hai but woh paperclip se Game Boy theek kar sakta/sakti hai
75. Woh 10 hai but use saare reality TV stars ki birth date pata hai
76. Woh 7 hai but woh nange haathon se soap bubbles bana sakta/sakti hai
77. Woh 10 hai but use pata hai disco dance karke bhoot ko kaise darana hai
78. Woh 6 hai but woh nimbu (lemon) kha sakta/sakti hai bina shakal bigade
79. Woh 10 hai but use har type ke cloud ka scientific naam pata hai
80. Woh 4 hai but woh kisi bhi awkward situation ko hilarious sketch mein badal sakta/sakti hai

Life ki (almost) real situations

Last mein kuch aisi cheezein jo shayad ho sakti hain, lekin itni ajeeb hain ki doubt hota hai. Yahi toh life ka masala hai na? Log perfect hain but unme system bugs hain.

81. Woh 10 hai but woh kabootaron ke peeche bhaag kar time puchta/puchti hai
82. Woh 8 hai but restaurant mein galti se waiter ko "Papa" bol deta/deti hai
83. Woh 10 hai but woh apne office suit ke neeche pyjama pehenta/pehenti hai "just in case"
84. Woh 5 hai but uske paas doodh ke daanton ka collection hai jo uske nahi hain
85. Woh 10 hai but use lagta hai woh musical mein hai aur har kaam gaate hue karta/karti hai
86. Woh 7 hai but uska tattoo ek QR code hai jo Rick Astley ki video pe le jata hai
87. Woh 10 hai but smartphone use karne ke liye woh mittens (mote gloves) pehenta/pehenti hai
88. Woh 9 hai but jab bhi woh bus dekhta/dekhti hai toh khushi se rone lagta/lagti hai
89. Woh 10 hai but use lagta hai sabziyon mein feelings hoti hain aur kaatne se pehle sorry bolta/bolti hai
90. Woh 4 hai but uske paas duniya ke saare amusement parks ka VIP pass hai
91. Woh 10 hai but use kutte aur badi billi mein farak nahi pata
92. Woh 6 hai but uski हंसी itni contagious hai ki kuch public jagahon pe ban hai
93. Woh 10 hai but sadak pe strangers ke saath complex handshakes karne ki koshish karta/karti hai
94. Woh 8 hai but baal kharaab hone pe use apne hi reflection se darr lagta hai
95. Woh 10 hai but traffic light green karne ke liye woh mantra padhta/padhti hai
96. Woh 3 hai but woh kisi famous pirate ka direct descendant hai
97. Woh 10 hai but use lagta hai mirrors doosri duniya ke darwaze hain
98. Woh 5 hai but uski car french fry oil se chalti hai (aur khushboo achi aati hai)
99. Woh 10 hai but pyaaz (onions) kaatne ke liye woh swimming goggles pehenta/pehenti hai
100. Woh 7 hai but use real life ke saare keyboard shortcuts pata hain
101. Woh 10 hai but woh hamesha apne hi bathroom mein kho jata/jati hai
102. Woh 9 hai but use pig squealing contests ka bohot shauk hai
103. Woh 10 hai but use lagta hai ek imaginary batakh (duck) uska peecha kar rahi hai
104. Woh 2 hai but uska ek uncle hai jiski candy factory hai
105. Woh 10 hai but woh coffee ka bill Pokémon cards se pay karne ki koshish karta/karti hai
106. Woh 8 hai but koi bhi lambi cheez pakadne pe woh lightsaber ki awaaz nikalta/nikalti hai
107. Woh 10 hai but use shirt ke buttons se darr lagta hai (asli phobia hai, kasam se)
108. Woh 6 hai but woh kisi bhi object ko musical instrument bana sakta/sakti hai
109. Woh 10 hai but use pakka yakeen hai ki unicorns kahin chupe hue hain
110. Woh 4 hai but jahan bhi jaye wahan zameen pe paise dhoondne ka talent hai
111. Woh 10 hai but woh paani ki leakage chewing gum se theek karta/karti hai
112. Woh 9 hai but woh do size bade joothe pehenta/pehenti hai taaki "pair saans le sakein"
113. Woh 10 hai but sapne dekhte waqt woh notes leta/leti hai taaki kuch bhool na jaye
114. Woh 5 hai but woh kisi ko bhi convince kar sakta/sakti hai ki aasmaan hara (green) hai

Hasi toh base hai

Scene yeh hai: end mein, agar koi 10 hai but humour nahi hai, toh woh 2 hai. Par agar koi 4 hai jo tumhe lot-pot kar de kyunki woh Naruto run karke office jata hai, toh woh turant 11 ban jata hai. Yahi is game ka magic hai.

Agar tumhe awkwardness ya spice ka level up karna hai, toh hamare paas jugad hai. Hamara full article check karo jisme 360 "Woh 10 hai but" questions hain. Wahan har mood ke liye categories hain, chatpate gossips se lekar hard dilemmas tak.

Tab tak, ajeeb bane raho, woh zyada funny hai!