She's a 10 But: 114 Funny and Absurd Questions

January 22, 2025

You know that moment at a party when no one knows what to say anymore and the vibe starts to slowly die down? That is exactly when you need to pull out the "She's a 10 but." But wait, not the serious version to find out who wants kids. No, we're talking about the completely absurd version, the one that makes you imagine the most unlikely situations.

Honestly, there's nothing better to see who shares your broken sense of humor. Between weird ticks and useless talents, we've compiled 118 questions to test your sarcasm levels (and your friends').

The Absurdity Fest

We're not looking for logic here. We're talking total nonsense, and honestly, that's our favorite kind. Get ready, because some of these mental images are hard to erase.

1. It's a 10 but they eat their cereal with water
2. It's an 8 but they try to wink with both eyes at the same time
3. It's a 10 but they have a panic attack seeing garden gnomes
4. It's a 4 but they can imitate the sound of a glitching printer
5. It's a 9 but they wear a judge's wig to go to McDonald's
6. It's a 10 but they think clouds are giant cotton candy
7. It's a 3 but they own a pet penguin (legally, we don't know how)
8. It's a 10 but they systematically fall asleep in the shopping cart at the grocery store
9. It's a 7 but they can juggle raw eggs without breaking a single one
10. It's a 10 but they call their vacuum cleaner "Brenda"
11. It's a 5 but they have a laugh that sounds like a sick seal
12. It's a 10 but they wear flippers to go buy bread
13. It's an 8 but they believe the Sun turns off at night to rest
14. It's a 10 but they try to talk to ants in the backyard
15. It's a 2 but they have a permanent bouncy castle in their living room
16. It's a 10 but they go "vroom vroom" when they run to catch the bus
17. It's a 9 but they only eat foods that start with the letter P
18. It's a 10 but they put deodorant on their toast by accident
19. It's a 6 but they can recite the entire script of Shrek by heart
20. It's a 10 but they have a giant poster of themselves dressed as a baby
21. It's a 4 but they invented a machine that teleports pizzas
22. It's a 10 but they wear a scuba suit to the public pool
23. It's a 7 but they always walk making spring noises
24. It's a 10 but they think fish drown if they stop swimming
25. It's an 8 but they have a collection of wine corks carved to look like celebrities
26. It's a 10 but they clap when the microwave beeps
27. It's a 5 but they have a natural talent for talking to plants (and the plants answer)
28. It's a 10 but they wear their pants backward "to change perspective"
29. It's a 9 but they are afraid of soup spoons
30. It's a 10 but they high-five trees on the street
31. It's a 3 but they have an unlimited lifetime pass to Disney World
32. It's a 10 but they try to charge their phone in a toaster
33. It's a 6 but they know how to blow bubbles with their ears
34. It's a 10 but they think trees are spying on us
35. It's an 8 but they dress like a different Power Ranger every day
36. It's a 10 but they blow on their ice cream to cool it down
37. It's a 4 but they have a slide going from their bedroom to the garden
38. It's a 10 but they call everyone "Bob," regardless of gender
39. It's a 7 but they dance the Macarena whenever they're stressed
40. It's a 10 but they can't use a fork without poking their cheek

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(Truly) Useless Talents

You know what? We all have that one little thing we can do that serves absolutely no purpose in real life. But in this game, that's what takes someone from a 2 to a 10 in one second. Or the other way around.

41. It's a 10 but they can burp the entire Star Wars soundtrack
42. It's a 5 but they can catch flies with chopsticks
43. It's a 10 but they can move their nostrils to the beat of techno music
44. It's an 8 but they can guess a yogurt brand just by the smell
45. It's a 10 but they perfectly imitate the sound of an overheating fax machine
46. It's a 3 but they can tie knots in cherry stems with their toes
47. It's a 10 but they can recite the alphabet backward while doing a handstand
48. It's a 7 but they know the Constitution by heart (but not their debit card PIN)
49. It's a 10 but they can make ultra-realistic dinosaur shadow puppets
50. It's a 6 but they can identify any bird by its call (even in the city)
51. It's a 10 but they can play the recorder with their nose
52. It's a 4 but they can fold a sheet of paper eight times (which is physically impossible normally)
53. It's a 10 but they know the capital of every imaginary country
54. It's a 9 but they can tap dance in wooden clogs
55. It's a 10 but they can cry on command by thinking about burnt toast
56. It's a 5 but they can balance on one hand for 10 minutes
57. It's a 10 but they know the ingredients of every soda on the market
58. It's an 8 but they can imitate any accent, but only when their mouth is full
59. It's a 10 but they can make origami out of receipts in 2 seconds
60. It's a 2 but they know where the best fries in the galaxy are hiding
61. It's a 10 but they can say "I love you" in 50 languages, but only to dogs
62. It's a 7 but they can sleep standing up like a horse
63. It's a 10 but they know every line from every Nicolas Cage movie
64. It's a 6 but they can make incredibly convincing train whistle sounds
65. It's a 10 but they can read hamsters' minds
66. It's a 4 but they have a photographic memory for restaurant menus
67. It's a 10 but they can blow giant gum bubbles that always pop on their face
68. It's a 9 but they can walk on their hands faster than you can run
69. It's a 10 but they can make armpit fart noises on command
70. It's a 5 but they can guess the exact time without looking at a watch
71. It's a 10 but they imitate a seagull cry in the middle of a funeral
72. It's an 8 but they can balance 12 spoons on their face at once
73. It's a 10 but they know how to unlock any shopping cart without a coin
74. It's a 3 but they are capable of fixing a Game Boy with a paperclip
75. It's a 10 but they know the birthdays of every reality TV star
76. It's a 7 but they can blow soap bubbles with their bare hands
77. It's a 10 but they know how to scare ghosts away by disco dancing
78. It's a 6 but they can eat a lemon without making a face
79. It's a 10 but they know the scientific name of every cloud type
80. It's a 4 but they can turn any awkward situation into a hilarious sketch

(Almost) Real Life Situations

We're finishing up with stuff that could almost happen, but is just weird enough to make us doubt. That's the spice of life, right? Perfect people with system bugs.

81. It's a 10 but they chase pigeons to ask them for the time
82. It's an 8 but they accidentally called the waiter "Dad" at a restaurant
83. It's a 10 but they wear their pajamas under their work suit "just in case"
84. It's a 5 but they own a collection of baby teeth that aren't theirs
85. It's a 10 but they think they're in a musical and sing everything they do
86. It's a 7 but they have a QR code tattoo that links to a Rick Astley video
87. It's a 10 but they wear mittens to use their smartphone
88. It's a 9 but they cry tears of joy every time they see an articulated bus
89. It's a 10 but they think vegetables have feelings and apologize before cutting them
90. It's a 4 but they have a VIP pass to every theme park in the world
91. It's a 10 but they can't tell the difference between a dog and a large cat
92. It's a 6 but they have a laugh so contagious it was banned in certain public places
93. It's a 10 but they try to do complex secret handshakes with strangers on the street
94. It's an 8 but they are scared of their own reflection when they have a bad hair day
95. It's a 10 but they recite magic spells to make traffic lights turn green
96. It's a 3 but they are the direct descendant of a famous pirate
97. It's a 10 but they believe mirrors are portals to another dimension
98. It's a 5 but they have a car that runs on fryer oil (and it smells good)
99. It's a 10 but they wear snorkeling gear to peel onions
100. It's a 7 but they know all the keyboard shortcuts for real life
101. It's a 10 but they systematically get lost in their own bathroom
102. It's a 9 but they have a consuming passion for pig squealing contests
103. It's a 10 but they think they are being chased by an imaginary duck
104. It's a 2 but they have an uncle who owns a candy factory
105. It's a 10 but they try to pay for their coffee with Pokémon cards
106. It's an 8 but they make lightsaber noises whenever they hold a long object
107. It's a 10 but they are afraid of shirt buttons (real phobia, I swear)
108. It's a 6 but they can transform any object into a musical instrument
109. It's a 10 but they firmly believe unicorns are hiding in Wyoming
110. It's a 4 but they have a talent for finding money on the ground wherever they go
111. It's a 10 but they fix water leaks with chewing gum
112. It's a 9 but they wear shoes two sizes too big "to let their feet breathe"
113. It's a 10 but they take notes while dreaming so they don't forget anything
114. It's a 5 but they are capable of convincing anyone the sky is green

Laughter is the Foundation

Here's the thing: in the end, a 10 with no sense of humor is a 2. On the other hand, a 4 who makes you scream laughing because they Naruto-run to work quickly becomes an 11. That's the magic of the game.

If you want to take things to the next level of awkwardness or spice, we've got you covered. Go check out our complete article with 360 questions for the She's a 10 but game. There are categories for every vibe, from juicy gossip to the hardest dilemmas.

Until then, keep being weird, it's way more fun!