Would You Rather: 132 Impossible Dilemmas for Friends

May 24, 2025

Ever had your brain feel like it was melting just trying to answer a stupid question? That's the whole point of "Would You Rather." It's the ultimate icebreaker, the thing that saves a party that's dying down or sparks endless debates at 3 AM with your buddies.

Honestly, choosing between two cool things is easy. But choosing between two absolute nightmares? That's where it gets interesting.

The goal here isn't to overthink it for ten years. It's about instinct. We've rounded up 132 dilemmas that will test your limits, your morals (or lack thereof, we don't judge), and your priorities. Some are just annoying, others are straight-up impossible. Ready to torture your mind? Let's go.

Warm-Up Dilemmas (Kind Of)

We're starting "slow." Well, that's relative. Here, we're touching on comfort, tech, and those little habits that, strangely enough, change your life. You'll see, it's often the everyday stuff that's the hardest to give up.

1. Would you rather never have internet access again or never be able to listen to music again?
2. Would you rather always have 1% battery or have super slow internet?
3. Would you rather wear wet clothes for the rest of your life or always have a pebble in your shoe?
4. Would you rather never eat pizza again or never eat a burger again?
5. Would you rather have to say everything you think or never be able to speak again?
6. Would you rather have fingers shaped like legs or legs shaped like fingers?
7. Would you rather live without heating in winter or without AC in summer?
8. Would you rather lose all your teeth or lose all your hair?
9. Would you rather always be too hot or always be too cold?
10. Would you rather never use social media again or never watch movies/shows again?
11. Would you rather have permanent hiccups or sneeze every 2 minutes?
12. Would you rather eat your favorite dish for every meal or never be able to eat it again?
13. Would you rather know when you're going to die or how you're going to die?
14. Would you rather live in the past or live in the future?
15. Would you rather be invisible or be able to fly?
16. Would you rather never need to sleep again or never need to eat again?
17. Would you rather have arms that are 13 feet long or legs that are 20 inches long?
18. Would you rather control fire or control water?
19. Would you rather be rich but alone or poor but surrounded by people who love you?
20. Would you rather wipe out all your debts or double your current salary?
21. Would you rather speak every language in the world or know how to play every instrument?
22. Would you rather be the funniest person in the room or the smartest?
23. Would you rather have a photographic memory or be able to forget anything embarrassing?
24. Would you rather never have to wait in line or never hit traffic again?
25. Would you rather have shaved eyebrows for life or neon green hair for life?
26. Would you rather live in a haunted house or live on the street?
27. Would you rather change gender every time you sneeze or not know how to read?
28. Would you rather have 4 arms or 4 legs?
29. Would you rather eat only sweet things or only savory things?
30. Would you rather be famous for something stupid or be an unknown genius?
31. Would you rather always feel like you're falling or always feel like you're being watched?
32. Would you rather lose your sense of smell or lose your sense of taste?
33. Would you rather have Darth Vader's voice or Mickey Mouse's voice?

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The Cringe and Gross Section

Alright, now we're getting into the rough stuff. You know those situations that make you go "ew" or "so embarrassing"? Yeah, exactly that. This is the moment to see who among your friends has a strong stomach or who truly doesn't give a damn what people think. Good luck.

34. Would you rather have permanent bad breath or constantly smell like sweat?
35. Would you rather walk barefoot in a public restroom or lick a subway pole?
36. Would you rather have your parents see your internet history or have your boss read your texts?
37. Would you rather burp at the end of every sentence or fart every time you laugh?
38. Would you rather vomit slugs or pee marbles?
39. Would you rather eat a bowl of mayonnaise or drink a glass of vinegar?
40. Would you rather have hair on your teeth or teeth on your butt?
41. Would you rather wear someone else's dirty underwear or use their toothbrush?
42. Would you rather get caught on the toilet by your whole class or by your crush?
43. Would you rather eat cat food or eat dog food?
44. Would you rather have permanently sweaty palms or chapped lips for life?
45. Would you rather swim in a pool of snot or a pool of vomit?
46. Would you rather have explosive diarrhea on a first date or at a job interview?
47. Would you rather eat a live spider or eat a dead cockroach?
48. Would you rather never wash your hair again or never brush your teeth again?
49. Would you rather have one giant nostril or no nose at all?
50. Would you rather drink dishwater or drink bathwater?
51. Would you rather have scabs all over your body or have permanently sticky skin?
52. Would you rather date your ex or date your best friend's ex?
53. Would you rather have giant dandruff or lice that are impossible to kill?
54. Would you rather everyone see you naked once or see your parents naked every day?
55. Would you rather eat a toenail or eat a clump of hair?
56. Would you rather smell like rotten cheese or smell like old fish?
57. Would you rather have a whitehead on your nose on your wedding day or on your graduation day?
58. Would you rather use used toilet paper or use no toilet paper at all?
59. Would you rather have loud but odorless gas or silent but deadly gas?
60. Would you rather sleep in a dumpster or sleep in a port-a-potty?
61. Would you rather eat a slug or get stung by a wasp on your tongue?
62. Would you rather have intestinal worms or have scabies?
63. Would you rather lick a hospital floor or lick a slaughterhouse floor?
64. Would you rather sweat mayonnaise or cry ketchup?
65. Would you rather have an unbearable voice or have an unbearable laugh?
66. Would you rather be spit on or vomited on?

Love, Social Life, and Impossible Situations

This section is for the softies... or not. We're talking relationships, friends, and life choices that might make you regret being born. These are the kinds of questions that make you realize solitude might not be so bad after all.

67. Would you rather forgive cheating or be the one cheating without getting caught?
68. Would you rather be in love with no return or be loved by someone you hate?
69. Would you rather save your pet or save a stranger?
70. Would you rather never have kids or have 10 kids?
71. Would you rather live with your ex or live with your mother-in-law?
72. Would you rather forget who you are or forget who your loved ones are?
73. Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 2 hours early?
74. Would you rather lose all your money or lose all your memories?
75. Would you rather be hated by your family or be hated by all your friends?
76. Would you rather marry someone rich and mean or poor and kind?
77. Would you rather never find love or find love and lose it tragically?
78. Would you rather be the boss of a failing company or an employee at a successful one?
79. Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with your worst enemy or with your ex?
80. Would you rather everyone forget your birthday or have a super awkward surprise party thrown for you?
81. Would you rather reveal your most shameful secret to everyone or lie to your partner every day?
82. Would you rather have an imaginary best friend or have no friends at all?
83. Would you rather be famous on TikTok but hated or be unknown but adored by your loved ones?
84. Would you rather never laugh again or never smile again?
85. Would you rather live alone on a desert island or live in prison with cellmates?
86. Would you rather hurt someone unintentionally or be hurt intentionally?
87. Would you rather go back to high school forever or work until you're 90?
88. Would you rather your partner be better looking than you or smarter than you?
89. Would you rather cancel your wedding at the last minute or get dumped via text?
90. Would you rather live without electricity or live without running water?
91. Would you rather be a misunderstood genius or a happy idiot?
92. Would you rather know how to read minds or be able to erase people's memories?
93. Would you rather always be right and be alone or be wrong and be surrounded by people?
94. Would you rather never be able to lie again or believe every lie told to you?
95. Would you rather be the ugliest person in the world or the dumbest person in the world?
96. Would you rather have a horrible reputation or have no reputation at all?
97. Would you rather betray your best friend for 1 million dollars or refuse the money?
98. Would you rather live in a horror movie or live in a musical?
99. Would you rather have to fight for your life once a year or live in constant fear?

Total Absurdity to Finish Strong

Finally, we're going totally off the rails. Ditch logic, it's useless here. This is purely for fun, to see how far your imagination can stretch. Spoiler: it's gonna get weird.

100. Would you rather have feet instead of hands or hands instead of feet?
101. Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?
102. Would you rather live underwater or live in space?
103. Would you rather be chased by an immortal killer snail or be chased by a clown?
104. Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon?
105. Would you rather only be able to walk backward or only be able to speak by singing?
106. Would you rather have eyes in the back of your head or have ears under your arms?
107. Would you rather be a pet dog or a stray cat?
108. Would you rather eat bricks or drink gasoline?
109. Would you rather have a giraffe neck or an elephant trunk?
110. Would you rather change color based on your mood or glow in the dark?
111. Would you rather have wheels instead of legs or wings instead of arms?
112. Would you rather live in a black and white world or in a blurry world?
113. Would you rather be tiny like an ant or giant like a building?
114. Would you rather be able to talk to animals or speak every human language?
115. Would you rather have a monkey tail or devil horns?
116. Would you rather have to dance whenever you hear music or cry whenever someone laughs?
117. Would you rather wake up every morning in a different country or never be able to leave your city?
118. Would you rather have spaghetti hair or sausage fingers?
119. Would you rather live in a video game or live in a cartoon?
120. Would you rather have a "Replay" button for your life or a "Pause" button?
121. Would you rather be a vampire or be a werewolf?
122. Would you rather be able to teleport anywhere but lose an article of clothing each time or fly but only at 1 mph?
123. Would you rather have springs on your feet or suction cups on your hands?
124. Would you rather never feel pain again or never feel fear again?
125. Would you rather have a third hand on your back or a third eye on your forehead?
126. Would you rather live 1000 years or live 10 different lives of 100 years?
127. Would you rather be able to change your face every day or keep the same face but change bodies?
128. Would you rather be a conscious inanimate object or an unconscious animal?
129. Would you rather it rain tacos or snow ice cream?
130. Would you rather have lasers shoot out of your eyes or have claws like Wolverine?
131. Would you rather be invisible but make a honking noise when you walk or be visible but silent?
132. Would you rather be the ruler of the world for 1 day or a regular citizen for eternity?

That Was Intense, Right?

There you have it, you survived the 132 impossible choices. Honestly, if you managed to answer everything without hesitating, you're either a genius or a psychopath (kidding... sort of). This kind of game is the best way to discover weird stuff about your buddies or yourself.

Want even more dilemmas or to understand the rules in more detail to spice up your parties? Check out our complete guide to "Would You Rather" dilemmas to become the undisputed master of the game. Alright, good luck with your next choices!