Never Have I Ever: 100+ Funny Questions Hasi Ke Liye 😂

30 नवंबर 2025

Doston ke saath ek achi hasi-mazaak wali session chahiye? Kya aap wo perfect tareeka dhund rahe hain mahaul ko light karne ka aur ajeeb discussions shuru karne ka? Aur mat dhundo! "Never Have I Ever" (Maine Kabhi Bhi) ka 100% funny version yahan hai apki party (ya chill afternoon) bachane ke liye. Serious ya dirty questions ko abhi ke liye bhool jao, yahan hum sirf fun, embarrassing stories aur guaranteed laughter ke liye hain.

Ye game ice break karne, naye logon ko janne, ya bas apne doston ko ek naye... let's say, comic angle se dekhne ke liye perfect hai. Toh apne jabdon (jaws) ko taiyaar rakho aur apni bezzati karwane ki himmat juta lo, kyunki humne 100+ "Never Have I Ever" questions ki list banayi hai jo sirf hasne ke liye hai.

Rules ka chota reminder (Bas case ke liye)

Concept aapko pakka pata hoga: koi banda ek sentence bolta hai jo shuru hota hai "Maine kabhi bhi..." se. Agar aapki adventurous life mein aapne wo kaand kiya hai, toh aapko maan-na padega: ya toh drink ka ek chota sip lo, ya ek finger neeche karo (agar aap haathon pe khel rahe ho). Simple, basic, effective!

Complete rules, variants aur dusre type ke questions ke liye (agar aapka mann thode... spicy raaste pe jaane ka kare), toh humara "Never Have I Ever" ka complete guide check karein.

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Taiyaar ho sabke chote (aur bade) sharamnaak raaz janne ke liye? Humne questions ko themes mein baant diya hai taaki aasaani ho. Let's go!

Rozana ki musibatein (Jo hum sab jhelte hain)

Wo awkward moments aur failures jo life humein gift karti hai...

1. Maine kabhi bhi sadak par thokar khaane ke baad aise act nahi kiya jaise kuch hua hi nahi.
2. Maine kabhi bhi "Pull" likhe hue darwaze ko dhakka (Push) dene ki koshish nahi ki.
3. Maine kabhi bhi kisi aise insaan ko jawaab nahi diya jo phone pe baat kar raha tha (mujhe laga mujhse kar raha hai).
4. Maine kabhi bhi joke samajh na aane par bhi hasne ka natak nahi kiya taaki bewakoof na lagu.
5. Maine kabhi bhi galti se Teacher ko "Papa" ya "Mummy" nahi bulaya.
6. Maine kabhi bhi kisi aise insaan ko haath hilaya jo mujhe jaanta hi nahi tha.
7. Maine kabhi bhi kisi ka naam intro ke turant baad nahi bhoola.
8. Maine kabhi bhi kisi gandi cheez (poop/kichad) pe pair rakh ke realize nahi kiya.
9. Maine kabhi bhi sadak pe khud se zor-zor se baat nahi ki.
10. Maine kabhi bhi kisi ko ignore karne ke liye phone pe baat karne ka natak nahi kiya.
11. Maine kabhi bhi girri hui cheez ko pakadne ke chakkar mein use aur door nahi phenka.
12. Maine kabhi bhi kisi serious situation mein nervous hoke hansa nahi.
13. Maine kabhi bhi koi joke sunaya aur koi nahi hansa.
14. Maine kabhi bhi apna chashma nahi dhoonda jabki wo mere sar pe hi tha.
15. Maine kabhi bhi kamre mein ghus ke ye nahi bhoola ki main kyun aaya tha.
16. Maine kabhi bhi galti se apni drink kisi par nahi girayi.
17. Maine kabhi bhi lift mein super awkward conversation nahi ki.
18. Maine kabhi bhi phone mein busy hone ki wajah se apna bus/metro stop miss nahi kiya.
19. Maine kabhi bhi keys/wallet jeb mein hone ke bawajood kho jaane ka panic nahi kiya.
20. Maine kabhi bhi packet kholne mein 10 minute tak struggle nahi kiya.
21. Maine kabhi bhi lift ka button baar-baar nahi dabaya ye sochkar ki wo jaldi aayegi.
22. Maine kabhi bhi kisi automatic machine (ATM, vending machine) ko gaali nahi di.
23. Maine kabhi bhi "kya?" (what?) baar-baar nahi bola samajhne se pehle.
24. Maine kabhi bhi kuch important bhool kar gaadi/scooter start nahi ki.
25. Maine kabhi bhi LEGO (ya kisi nukili cheez) par pair nahi rakha (dard!).

Jab technology (aur hum) fail ho jate hain

Humari digital life comedy se bhari hai.

26. Maine kabhi bhi apna phone nahi dhoonda jabki wo mere haath mein tha.
27. Maine kabhi bhi galti se galat insaan ko message nahi bheja (Classic!).
28. Maine kabhi bhi chupke se photo lene ki koshish nahi ki jab flash jal gaya.
29. Maine kabhi bhi ganda filter laga ke galti se photo bhej nahi di.
30. Maine kabhi bhi apne crush ki profile ghanton stalk nahi ki.
31. Maine kabhi bhi galti se Instagram pe koi bohot purani photo like nahi ki (Deep like!).
32. Maine kabhi bhi symptoms Google karke ye nahi socha ki main marne wala hoon.
33. Maine kabhi bhi reply na karne ke liye "network nahi tha" ka bahana nahi mara.
34. Maine kabhi bhi apna phone toilet mein nahi giraya (Nightmare!).
35. Maine kabhi bhi Shazam use nahi kiya kisi super famous gaane ke liye.
36. Maine kabhi bhi itna precise targeted ad dekh ke darr nahi laga.
37. Maine kabhi bhi message ke intezaar mein 50 baar page refresh nahi kiya.
38. Maine kabhi bhi video call pe niche pajama nahi pehna (sirf upar se formal!).
39. Maine kabhi bhi apne computer ya gaming console pe chillaya nahi.
40. Maine kabhi bhi apni hi playlist ka gaana Shazam nahi kiya.
41. Maine kabhi bhi important message mein typo (galat spelling) nahi kiya.
42. Maine kabhi bhi public mein apni embarrassing ringtone bajne ka experience nahi kiya.
43. Maine kabhi bhi bore hoke har 2 minute mein feed refresh nahi kiya.
44. Maine kabhi bhi Google Maps use nahi kiya us jagah jaane ke liye jo mujhe pehle se pata thi.
45. Maine kabhi bhi Netflix pe ghanta bhar choose karne mein laga ke end mein kuch nahi dekha.

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46. Maine kabhi bhi expired cheez ye sochkar nahi khayi ki "chalega".
47. Maine kabhi bhi cooking karte waqt namak aur cheeni mix nahi kiya.
48. Maine kabhi bhi seedha Nutella (ya jam) ke dabbe se chammach se nahi khaya.
49. Maine kabhi bhi dinner mein cereals (cornflakes etc.) nahi khaye.
50. Maine kabhi bhi cereals se pehle doodh nahi daala (Eternal debate!).
51. Maine kabhi bhi chupke se koi cooking reality show nahi dekha.
52. Maine kabhi bhi TikTok/Reels ki recipe try karke disaster nahi banaya.
53. Maine kabhi bhi ghanton tak daanton mein khana phasa ke nahi rakha.
54. Maine kabhi bhi aalas ke maare thanda khana nahi khaya jo garam khana chahiye tha.
55. Maine kabhi bhi selfie lene ke baad realize nahi kiya ki daant mein kuch phasa hai.
56. Maine kabhi bhi kisi aur ka fridge khol ke judge nahi kiya.
57. Maine kabhi bhi muh bhara hone par baat karne ki koshish nahi ki.
58. Maine kabhi bhi apne khane ki har angle se photo nahi li.
59. Maine kabhi bhi koi cheez sirf isliye nahi khareedi kyunki packet sundar tha.
60. Maine kabhi bhi khana chupaya nahi taaki share na karna pade.

Jab humara body ya look dhokha de deta hai

Ajeeb awaazein, kharab kapde aur baalon ka rebel hona.

61. Maine kabhi bhi itni zor se nahi hansa ki ajeeb si awaaz (snort) nikli ho.
62. Maine kabhi bhi public mein besura nahi gaya bina realize kiye.
63. Maine kabhi bhi alag-alag socks (moze) nahi pehne kyunki dusra mil nahi raha tha.
64. Maine kabhi bhi aisa haircut nahi karwaya jiska aaj tak regret hai.
65. Maine kabhi bhi ulte kapde pehen ke nahi ghooma.
66. Maine kabhi bhi chehre pe toothpaste laga ke puri subah nahi bitayi.
67. Maine kabhi bhi galti se do alag joote pehen ke bahar nahi nikla.
68. Maine kabhi bhi sabse galat time pe hichki (hiccups) nahi aayi.
69. Maine kabhi bhi wink (aankh maarna) karne ki koshish mein dono aankhein ajeeb tarah se band nahi ki.
70. Maine kabhi bhi kisi chote se keede se darr nahi laga.
71. Maine kabhi bhi itni zor se nahi cheenka (sneeze) ki khud darr gaya.
72. Maine kabhi bhi fruit ka sticker apne upar chipka ke nahi ghooma.
73. Maine kabhi bhi koi ajeeb allergic reaction nahi hua (jo baad mein funny laga).
74. Maine kabhi bhi koi "bold" fashion try nahi kiya jo total flop nikla.
75. Maine kabhi bhi kharrate (snore) nahi maare (ya logon ne kaha aur maine maana nahi...).

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76. Maine kabhi bhi apne pet (jaanwar) se puri conversation nahi ki.
77. Maine kabhi bhi apne kamre mein akele pagalon ki tarah dance nahi kiya.
78. Maine kabhi bhi wahi same pant lagataar kai din nahi pehni (sach bolo...).
79. Maine kabhi bhi us gaane ke lyrics aane ka natak nahi kiya jo sab ga rahe the.
80. Maine kabhi bhi pura din dimaag mein koi bekaar gaana nahi atkaya.
81. Maine kabhi bhi koi ridiculous nickname nahi rakha.
82. Maine kabhi bhi cashier ke "Thank you" bolne pe "Same to you" (ya galat jawaab) nahi diya.
83. Maine kabhi bhi nap (jhapki) lene ke baad uth ke din/tareekh nahi bhoola.
84. Maine kabhi bhi koi internet meme samajhne mein time nahi lagaya.
85. Maine kabhi bhi expired card se payment karne ki koshish nahi ki.
86. Maine kabhi bhi boss ke aate hi kaam karne ka natak nahi kiya.
87. Maine kabhi bhi kisi movie ko dekhne se pehle bura nahi bola.
88. Maine kabhi bhi fitted sheet (chadar) ko theek se fold karne ki koshish nahi ki (Mission impossible?).
89. Maine kabhi bhi koi cheez sirf isliye nahi khareedi kyunki wo sale mein thi.
90. Maine kabhi bhi plan cancel karne ke liye jhootha bahana nahi banaya.
91. Maine kabhi bhi book khatam hone se pehle uska end nahi padha.
92. Maine kabhi bhi shower mein imaginary conversation/ladai nahi ki.
93. Maine kabhi bhi akele purani baat yaad karke zor se nahi hansa.
94. Maine kabhi bhi "bas 5 minute mein pahuncha" nahi bola jabki main ghar se nikla bhi nahi tha.
95. Maine kabhi bhi kisi ko dhyan se sunne ka natak nahi kiya.
96. Maine kabhi bhi internet pe dekha hua koi stupid challenge try nahi kiya.
97. Maine kabhi bhi time bachane ke liye sawal ka jawaab sawal se nahi diya.
98. Maine kabhi bhi uthne ke liye alarm lagaya aur neend mein band kar diya.
99. Maine kabhi bhi cinema mein movie khatam hone pe taali nahi bajayi.
100. Maine kabhi bhi koi purani kahani badha-chadha ke nahi sunayi.
101. Maine kabhi bhi koi classic movie/book padhne/dekhne ka jhoot nahi bola.
102. Maine kabhi bhi kisi ka music taste judge nahi kiya (chupke se hi sahi).

Aur masti chahiye?

Kya aapne ye saare questions khatam kar liye aur abhi bhi aur chahiye? Ya shayad mahaul thoda garam ho gaya hai aur aap thode... personal questions ke liye taiyaar hain?

Toh, taiyaar ho ye dekhne ke liye ki group mein kisne sabse ajeeb aur funny cheezein ki hain? Game shuru karo, apne worst (aur best) kisse bina filter ke share karo, aur sabse zaroori... enjoy karo! Aakhirkaar, bezzati se koi marta nahi, bas hasi bohot aati hai. Have a great evening!