Would You Rather: 155 Extreme Dilemmas

May 20, 2025

Ever had that awkward moment at a party? You know, when the conversation totally dries up, everyone starts doom-scrolling on their phones, and the silence gets deafening. Yeah, we’ve all been there. It’s the worst.

But don't worry, I’ve got the fix. The good ol' game of "Would You Rather," but the hardcore version.

We aren't talking about boring questions like "Would you rather have chocolate or vanilla?" No, we're talking Extreme Would You Rather. The kind of questions that make you seriously overthink, gross you out a little, or spark three-hour debates about whether you could take a giant teddy bear in a fight.

Honestly, it's the best way to see who your friends really are (and who has the most twisted mind). Ready to torture your brain? Alright, let's get into it.

Let's Get a Little Nasty, Just for Kicks

We're starting off slow (well, sort of) with some physically unpleasant situations. The goal here is to choose the lesser of two evils. Sorry in advance if you were eating.

1. Would You Rather sweat mayonnaise or cry vinegar?
2. Would You Rather have teeth instead of hair or hair instead of teeth?
3. Would You Rather eat a bowl of fried spiders or a bowl of live earthworms?
4. Would You Rather never brush your teeth again or never take a shower again?
5. Would You Rather have breath that smells like hot garbage forever or body odor that people can smell from 10 feet away?
6. Would You Rather lick the subway floor or the handrail on a crowded bus?
7. Would You Rather drink dirty dishwater or drink someone else's bathwater?
8. Would You Rather always have a visible booger or always have a piece of spinach stuck in your teeth?
9. Would You Rather vomit every time you kiss someone or get diarrhea every time you eat your favorite food?
10. Would You Rather walk barefoot on Legos for the rest of your life or on slugs?
11. Would You Rather have fingers shaped like cocktail sausages or legs like spaghetti noodles?
12. Would You Rather eat cat food for a year or eat dog food for a month?
13. Would You Rather have skin that feels sticky forever or skin that itches constantly?
14. Would You Rather sneeze 50 times a day or have hiccups for 2 hours every single day?
15. Would You Rather have to eat everything on your plate with your hands or only be able to eat through a straw?
16. Would You Rather have 4-inch toenails that you can never cut or have no nails at all?
17. Would You Rather sleep in a bed full of crumbs or sleep in a damp bed?
18. Would You Rather eat a rotten egg or drink milk that expired a month ago?
19. Would You Rather have a rough tongue like a cat or a slimy tongue like a frog?
20. Would You Rather have fly eyes or elephant ears?
21. Would You Rather have burps that smell like vomit or farts that are visible (green smoke)?
22. Would You Rather have to use sandpaper as toilet paper or fiberglass insulation?
23. Would You Rather have one single giant nostril or no nose at all (just holes like Voldemort)?
24. Would You Rather have the taste of soap in your mouth forever or hear a constant high-pitched ringing?
25. Would You Rather step in a puddle of ice water in your socks every morning or stub your pinky toe every night?
26. Would You Rather have arms that are 10 feet long or legs that are 1 foot long?
27. Would You Rather have to eat a raw slug for $100 or do nothing but lose $50?
28. Would You Rather feel like you have a hair in your mouth forever or a pebble in your shoe forever?
29. Would You Rather take a bath in ice or a bath in boiling soup (bearable, but very hot)?
30. Would You Rather have an ultra-high-pitched voice whenever you're angry or an ultra-deep voice whenever you're happy?
31. Would You Rather have constantly sweaty palms or permanently chapped lips?

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Ultimate Embarrassment or Eternal Loneliness?

Okay, the physical stuff is done. Now, let's attack the ego. Because let's be real, social humiliation is sometimes worse than physical pain. You know what? I think I'd prefer a broken leg over living through some of these.

32. Would You Rather have your internet history published on all your social media or have your parents read all your text messages?
33. Would You Rather trip and fall in front of your crush or call your boss/professor "Mom"?
34. Would You Rather show up naked to work/school once or wear a clown outfit every day for a year?
35. Would You Rather fart loudly at a funeral or during a first date?
36. Would You Rather forget the name of the person you've been talking to for 20 minutes or call them by their ex's name?
37. Would You Rather have an evil witch laugh or a laugh that sounds like a dying pig?
38. Would You Rather be famous but hated by everyone or be a nobody but adored by your loved ones?
39. Would You Rather have to say everything you think out loud or never be able to speak again?
40. Would You Rather have a visible stain on your pants at every important meeting or have a terrible haircut for life?
41. Would You Rather be caught picking your nose on a stadium jumbotron or be filmed talking to yourself?
42. Would You Rather accidentally send a spicy text to your family group chat or to your boss?
43. Would You Rather have to sing every time you want to speak or dance every time you want to walk?
44. Would You Rather be the funniest person in the room but ugly, or be gorgeous but boring as hell?
45. Would You Rather have everyone be able to read your thoughts or be able to read everyone else's thoughts (even the mean ones)?
46. Would You Rather laugh at every sad moment or cry at every funny moment?
47. Would You Rather always be poorly dressed or always be 30 minutes late?
48. Would You Rather have your 7th-grade yearbook photo as your profile picture everywhere or never be able to use social media again?
49. Would You Rather no one ever laughs at your jokes or people always laugh when you're being serious?
50. Would You Rather be alone on a desert island or be surrounded by annoying people 24/7?
51. Would You Rather confess your darkest secret to your parents or to your worst enemy?
52. Would You Rather wear diapers over your pants for a month or wear a bib at every meal forever?
53. Would You Rather get dumped via text or in front of all your friends?
54. Would You Rather have a viral video of you falling down or never have access to the internet again?
55. Would You Rather sniff loudly every 10 seconds or blink frantically when you speak?
56. Would You Rather say "I love you" to a stranger in an elevator or accidentally insult a police officer?
57. Would You Rather be walked in on while on the toilet or be walked in on singing in front of your mirror?
58. Would You Rather always be right but no one listens to you or always be wrong but everyone listens to you?
59. Would You Rather live without a cell phone or live without a computer?
60. Would You Rather have to ask for permission to go to the bathroom (even at home) or have to tell a stranger about your day in detail every night?
61. Would You Rather always be confused for someone else or have no one ever remember you?
62. Would You Rather lose all your phone contacts or lose all your photos?

Okay, It Gets Complicated Here (Sorry in Advance)

Alright, raising the stakes. Now we're touching on moral dilemmas or impossible choices with no good answer. This is the part where you're going to hate the game (and me).

63. Would You Rather know when you're going to die or how you're going to die?
64. Would You Rather save 100 strangers or save one family member?
65. Would You Rather be rich but unhappy or poor but happy?
66. Would You Rather lose your sight or lose your hearing?
67. Would You Rather relive the same day for eternity or lose a year of your life every time you fall asleep?
68. Would You Rather never feel physical pain again or never feel emotional pain again?
69. Would You Rather be immortal but watch everyone die or die tomorrow painlessly?
70. Would You Rather travel back in time to fix a mistake or go to the future to see what your life looks like?
71. Would You Rather lose an arm or lose a leg?
72. Would You Rather be in prison for 5 years or be in a coma for 10 years?
73. Would You Rather never be able to lie again or never know when someone is lying to you?
74. Would You Rather sacrifice your life to save the world or let the world burn to save yourself?
75. Would You Rather live in a world without music or a world without movies/TV shows?
76. Would You Rather be a genius in a world of idiots or an idiot in a world of geniuses?
77. Would You Rather never eat sugar again or never eat salt again?
78. Would You Rather live without heating in winter or without AC in summer (and it's extremely hot)?
79. Would You Rather have no one come to your wedding or no one come to your funeral?
80. Would You Rather be falsely accused of a serious crime or be the victim of a crime where the culprit goes unpunished?
81. Would You Rather lose the ability to read or lose the ability to speak?
82. Would You Rather have all the money in the world but never travel or travel everywhere but be flat broke?
83. Would You Rather never see colors again (everything in black and white) or hear everything with an echo?
84. Would You Rather forget who you are or forget who all your loved ones are?
85. Would You Rather live in the past (100 years ago) or in a post-apocalyptic future?
86. Would You Rather never be able to have children or have 10 children at once?
87. Would You Rather be responsible for a stranger's death by accident or know a stranger is going to die and be unable to do anything?
88. Would You Rather lose your house in a fire or lose all your digital memories?
89. Would You Rather live a short, amazing life or a long, boring life?
90. Would You Rather be feared by everyone or be respected but not loved?
91. Would You Rather have the power to fly but only 3 feet off the ground or turn invisible but only when no one is looking?
92. Would You Rather never have a sense of taste again or never have a sense of smell again?
93. Would You Rather spend your life chasing an impossible dream or settle for a mediocre life without dreams?

Broken Heart or Shattered Ego? (Love Edition)

Relationships... they're already complicated, so throwing "Extreme Would You Rather" into the mix just creates chaos. This is perfect for testing your relationship or your standards (which might be too low, let's be real).

94. Would You Rather date someone very hot but stupid or someone very smart but ugly?
95. Would You Rather your partner be your office coworker or your next-door neighbor?
96. Would You Rather date your best friend's ex or have your best friend date your ex?
97. Would You Rather find the love of your life but they die in 5 years or stay single your whole life?
98. Would You Rather have a partner who is too clingy or a partner who is too distant?
99. Would You Rather have your partner check your phone every night or have them never show interest in what you do?
100. Would You Rather cheat and not get caught or be cheated on and never know?
101. Would You Rather date someone 20 years older than you or 20 years younger (legally, obviously)?
102. Would You Rather your partner be obsessed with their ex or obsessed with their mom/dad?
103. Would You Rather go on a first date where you spill your drink on them or where you forget your wallet?
104. Would You Rather your partner have questionable hygiene or be rude to waiters?
105. Would You Rather never have sex again or never have deep conversations again?
106. Would You Rather marry someone you don't love or never marry the person you love?
107. Would You Rather your partner snore like a tractor or steal the entire duvet every night?
108. Would You Rather find out your partner is a spy or a former criminal?
109. Would You Rather your partner earn less money than you or earn way more and remind you of it?
110. Would You Rather live with your in-laws forever or live with your own parents with your partner?
111. Would You Rather your partner be addicted to video games or addicted to social media?
112. Would You Rather have a morbidly jealous partner or a partner who doesn't care at all if you get hit on?
113. Would You Rather have to propose 10 times or have your partner say "no" the first time as a joke?
114. Would You Rather your partner dress like a clown or dress exactly like you every day?
115. Would You Rather all your friends hate your partner or your family hate your partner?
116. Would You Rather have a child who looks nothing like you or a child who is your exact copy but has your worst flaw?
117. Would You Rather your partner have an annoying voice or an annoying laugh?
118. Would You Rather your partner be bad in bed but super nice or a god in bed but a total jerk?
119. Would You Rather date someone who talks all the time or someone who never talks?
120. Would You Rather your partner forget your birthday every year or give you a horrible gift every time?
121. Would You Rather have to share your toothbrush with your partner or share your underwear?
122. Would You Rather have your diary read at your wedding or have your worst teenage photos shown?
123. Would You Rather have a partner who chews with their mouth open or talks with their mouth full?
124. Would You Rather break up via a handwritten letter or via a glitchy video call?

The (Slightly) Creepy Future and the Absurd

Alright, home stretch. Here, we're going totally off the rails. Stuff that probably won't ever happen (I hope), but is fun to imagine at 3 AM.

125. Would You Rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?
126. Would You Rather have "rewind" buttons in life or a "pause" button?
127. Would You Rather be attacked by a shark or by a bear?
128. Would You Rather be a robot with no emotions or an alien hunted by the government?
129. Would You Rather live underwater like Aquaman or in space with zero gravity?
130. Would You Rather your toys come to life like in Toy Story or your pets be able to talk?
131. Would You Rather be stuck in a horror movie or in a musical where you have to sing all the time?
132. Would You Rather have foam arms or wooden legs?
133. Would You Rather be able to teleport anywhere but lose an article of clothing each time or fly but very slowly?
134. Would You Rather survive a zombie apocalypse or an alien invasion?
135. Would You Rather eat a brick or drink a liter of paint?
136. Would You Rather have scissors for hands or wheels for feet?
137. Would You Rather be chased by a killer snail that is slow but immortal or by a hungry cheetah for 10 minutes?
138. Would You Rather have a huge head and a tiny body or a tiny head and a huge body?
139. Would You Rather live in a pixelated video game or in a black-and-white cartoon?
140. Would You Rather gravity be reversed for you or time run backwards?
141. Would You Rather have to run to charge your phone or have to scream to turn on the lights?
142. Would You Rather be a side character who survives or the hero who dies at the end?
143. Would You Rather have eyes in the back of your head or eyes on your fingertips?
144. Would You Rather wake up every morning in a different country with no money or never be able to leave your city?
145. Would You Rather everything you draw become real or everything you write come true?
146. Would You Rather be allergic to the sun or allergic to water?
147. Would You Rather have a photographic memory or have an IQ of 200?
148. Would You Rather be able to talk to animals or speak every language in the world?
149. Would You Rather live without electricity or live without running water?
150. Would You Rather be stuck in an elevator with 10 people or stuck alone on a ski lift all night?
151. Would You Rather have a third hand on your back or a third leg?
152. Would You Rather your life be narrated by a sarcastic voice-over or hear a laugh track whenever you mess up?
153. Would You Rather be able to walk through walls or freeze time?
154. Would You Rather drink boiling coffee or eat a frozen ice pop in one bite?
155. Would You Rather restart your life from zero with your current knowledge or receive 10 million dollars right now?

So, Still Friends?

And that's a wrap. If you managed to get through all these questions without fighting with your friends or wanting to throw up, congrats. You're a real warrior.

These "Extreme Would You Rather" dilemmas are kind of like hot sauce: it hurts, but you always come back for more. Don't hesitate to pull up this list next time the vibe dies down. And if you want even more (because apparently, you love to suffer), check out our complete guide to "Would You Rather" dilemmas for some softer categories... or not.

Catch you later!